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Sadako of Girth
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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Is Batgirl there too? Does he kill her or rape her? Buttsecks? Does he do her in her Bathole?


Probably not. That wouldnt be very "McClane like"... he has a strong sense of where the line is drawn, y'see....











































But he may drive a firey vehicle up her though. stick out tongue


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I dunno, man. Batgirl lying there, one bewb hanging out, legs spread wide open.....


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That be indecent assault.

That you'd say that says toooooo much, my happy handed friend...... stick out tongue

You beast, you....!


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Mhm, like you'd sit there and do nothing as her Batbewb jiggles up and down.


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Thats correct.

'Cause Im not a rapist.

































I definitely would have to jerk off about it later though. stick out tongue







Thats the McClane thing to do in that situation.


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Man's gotta have morals I suppose.


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Indeed.
Only thing that seperates us from the animals.


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Fanboyism aside, Batman stomps. The original scenario is vague enough to argue that John isn't properly positioned to shoot him in time.

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But there will qucikly be a time.
Also, equally there is enough room for argument that Batman couldntdo anything substantial to McClane.

Yet still, we debate.


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i still go w/ my batarang theory.basically all bats has to do is disarmed the submachine gun,then bruce will be feeding mcclane his fist


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I still say "Mac shoots first!". stick out tongue


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and bats moves out the way


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and i'm sending people to gas-bomb ur house


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Go ahead. Im insured.
And like Batfink, my wings're like a shield of steel. wink


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Originally posted by gobstakid777
and bats moves out the way
Dude NO he doesn't. Batman is NOT faster than a speeding bullet, that's Superman. Batman gets a full clip of hot lead here.


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Go ahead. Im insured.
And like Batfink, my wings're like a shield of steel. wink

i'll put launch an emp on ur insurance building


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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude NO he doesn't. Batman is NOT faster than a speeding bullet, that's Superman. Batman gets a full clip of hot lead here.

i like u rj,in a non-homo way.i guess i'm in the same predicament i was in some hrs ago


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and bats moves out the way


Into Mcclanes trap as he falls onto the chair with the C4 on it, and McClane kicks it back down the elevator shaft, muttering outloud to Hans "Lets see you take this under advisement, Jerkweed.." and watching Batman's corpse (which it'd be when it hit the bottom) explode sending a massive c4 explosion up the shaft.*

Also Batman cant dodge bullets.


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Into Mcclanes trap as he falls onto the chair with the C4 on it, and McClane kicks it back down the elevator shaft, muttering outloud to Hans "Lets see you take this under advisement, Jerkweed.." and watching Batman's corpse (which it'd be when it hit the bottom) explode sending a massive c4 explosion up the shaft.*

Also Batman cant dodge bullets.

i already gave up,dammit


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i'll put launch an emp on ur insurance building


laughing out loud Then I guess I'd just uppercut the bomb until it gets to your house, where it will detonate, flattening it and causing £1.22 worth of collatoral damage.... stick out tongue


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