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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Is Batgirl there too? Does he kill her or rape her? Buttsecks? Does he do her in her Bathole?
Probably not. That wouldnt be very "McClane like"... he has a strong sense of where the line is drawn, y'see....
But he may drive a firey vehicle up her though.
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Aug 26th, 2009 01:55 PM
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I dunno, man. Batgirl lying there, one bewb hanging out, legs spread wide open.....
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Aug 26th, 2009 01:56 PM
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That be indecent assault.
That you'd say that says toooooo much, my happy handed friend......
You beast, you....!
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Aug 26th, 2009 01:58 PM
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Mhm, like you'd sit there and do nothing as her Batbewb jiggles up and down.
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Aug 26th, 2009 01:59 PM
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Thats correct.
'Cause Im not a rapist.
I definitely would have to jerk off about it later though.
Thats the McClane thing to do in that situation.
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Aug 26th, 2009 01:59 PM
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Man's gotta have morals I suppose.
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Aug 26th, 2009 02:02 PM
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Indeed.
Only thing that seperates us from the animals.
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Aug 26th, 2009 02:05 PM
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Fanboyism aside, Batman stomps. The original scenario is vague enough to argue that John isn't properly positioned to shoot him in time.
Aug 26th, 2009 05:39 PM
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But there will qucikly be a time.
Also, equally there is enough room for argument that Batman couldntdo anything substantial to McClane.
Yet still, we debate.
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Aug 26th, 2009 05:48 PM
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i still go w/ my batarang theory.basically all bats has to do is disarmed the submachine gun,then bruce will be feeding mcclane his fist
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:20 PM
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I still say "Mac shoots first!".
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:22 PM
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and bats moves out the way
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:24 PM
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and i'm sending people to gas-bomb ur house
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:26 PM
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Go ahead. Im insured.
And like Batfink, my wings're like a shield of steel.
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:32 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by gobstakid777
and bats moves out the way
Dude NO he doesn't. Batman is NOT faster than a speeding bullet, that's Superman. Batman gets a full clip of hot lead here.
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:34 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Go ahead. Im insured.
And like Batfink, my wings're like a shield of steel.
i'll put launch an emp on ur insurance building
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:35 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude NO he doesn't. Batman is NOT faster than a speeding bullet, that's Superman. Batman gets a full clip of hot lead here.
i like u rj,in a non-homo way.i guess i'm in the same predicament i was in some hrs ago
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:36 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by gobstakid777
and bats moves out the way
Into Mcclanes trap as he falls onto the chair with the C4 on it, and McClane kicks it back down the elevator shaft, muttering outloud to Hans "Lets see you take this under advisement, Jerkweed.." and watching Batman's corpse (which it'd be when it hit the bottom) explode sending a massive c4 explosion up the shaft.*
Also Batman cant dodge bullets.
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:36 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Into Mcclanes trap as he falls onto the chair with the C4 on it, and McClane kicks it back down the elevator shaft, muttering outloud to Hans "Lets see you take this under advisement, Jerkweed.." and watching Batman's corpse (which it'd be when it hit the bottom) explode sending a massive c4 explosion up the shaft.*
Also Batman cant dodge bullets.
i already gave up,dammit
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:38 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by gobstakid777
i'll put launch an emp on ur insurance building
Then I guess I'd just uppercut the bomb until it gets to your house, where it will detonate, flattening it and causing £1.22 worth of collatoral damage....
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Aug 26th, 2009 06:38 PM
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