My name is tteZ Hellwalker, I am a 9,500 year old Human Male. I was born with a midi-chlorian count of over 9,950,000,000,000,042 per cell because I was conceived by Darth Badass Bandon. I reign above the Grand Lord of the Newer Sith Order in 120,069 ABY, I am known as the Dai-Grand Sith Lord, I wear the Prehumous Ceremonial Sith Robe from Force Unleashed 2 and have been given the Force Amplifying Kaiburr Crystal, which is worn on a necklace, not only do I have access to every Sith Knowledge Database, in which I have learned to kill a thousand other Force Sensitives with a mere gesture, to levitate and fly and even alter the orbits of galactic objects with telekinesis alone, but I'm allowed to study the Jedi arts and wield Jedi Powers freely although I am completely immune the Light Side's corruption. If need be, I can use any power ever!11!1!! I will never transcend into the Force because I am immortal.
Not only am I the second most Powerful Force User of all time (after Bandon of course), but I'm also the second greatest lightsaber duelist as well, I use no single Form of Lightsaber Combat, in a duel I alternate from all Seven Lightsaber Forms, Vapaad, the Fast Style, the Medium and the Strong Style as needed. I wield a curved transparent stone lightsaber hilt, the lightsaber has two thousand crystals, one of these crystals amplifies and bonds to my Force Energy and uses it to increase the power and heat of the blade, the other is a pure rainbow lightsaber crystal, producing a rainbow blade. Because of these crystals, my lightsaber is more powerful than any other lightsaber blade in History. It is also as large as a galaxy and I can destroy entire Solar Systems with one swing.
I also killed Zett Heavenwalker, raped his Force Ghost then fed on his force energies completley and utterly destroying him.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
__________________ Every time this fool be come along
He gots you noobs cryin' out fo' mom
Leave the scene lookin' like Vietnam
Might as well call him "Matt Atom Bomb"
Like his name suggests, he's quite atomic
And this fool - he likes DC Comics
Two energy swords make up his symbol
And trust me, dawg, this homie's nimble
I have [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Because of the Bandon references.
__________________ Every time this fool be come along
He gots you noobs cryin' out fo' mom
Leave the scene lookin' like Vietnam
Might as well call him "Matt Atom Bomb"
Like his name suggests, he's quite atomic
And this fool - he likes DC Comics
Two energy swords make up his symbol
And trust me, dawg, this homie's nimble
$10 says that your fetish for Bandon has resulted in the creation of a life-size, blow-up Darth Bandon love doll... with realistic lightsaber.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
I do not have a 'fetish for Bandon. The only thing 'blow up' in my house is an airmattress which I sleep on.
__________________ Every time this fool be come along
He gots you noobs cryin' out fo' mom
Leave the scene lookin' like Vietnam
Might as well call him "Matt Atom Bomb"
Like his name suggests, he's quite atomic
And this fool - he likes DC Comics
Two energy swords make up his symbol
And trust me, dawg, this homie's nimble
__________________ Every time this fool be come along
He gots you noobs cryin' out fo' mom
Leave the scene lookin' like Vietnam
Might as well call him "Matt Atom Bomb"
Like his name suggests, he's quite atomic
And this fool - he likes DC Comics
Two energy swords make up his symbol
And trust me, dawg, this homie's nimble
Feb 15th, 2010 04:59 AM
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: Because of the Bandon references.
