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normal humans with a couple of machine guns will go apeshit on hogwarts lol.
why else would they hide the place laughing


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Voldemort waits until Superman kills him, is resurrected as spirit.


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Originally posted by Borbarad
Why just make it that complex?

Voldemort waits until Superman kills him, is resurrected as spirit, due to his Horcruxes (this is GoF Voldemort), possesses Superman, kills Hancock, Abomination and Hulk and flies Supermans body into some kryptonite source or makes him go insane with his legilimency. Win.

Also, because this is the end of GoF, all Wizards can die and then the Dementor Fudge called to the school from Azkaban to deal with Barty Crouch jr., will royally screw the quartet who can neither sense nor fight a Dementor. Dementor's kiss for all it is.

P.S.: Wouldn't the people in Hogwarts be warned before the attack, due to the collection of foe glasses that "Mad Eye" keeps in his office?
Ahahaha Dementors!!! /thread. Wizards on Felix Felicis and Dementors, oh my.


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Originally posted by Zack Fair
Superman's senses destroy all their "stealth" sans being intangible. If they decide to go smoke Superman inhales them, goes out of the atmosphere and blows them out.
And as soon as he "inhales" a wizard for the lulz, they apparate OUT of him. Or death spell his guts.

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Have the wizards ever done their spells while they are under these smoke/intangible/invisible?
Many times.

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Not like the silly strategy will work because Hancock and Superman will toss the Hulk and Abomination's asses out of the atmosphere.
They can all be Imperio'd, dude.

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The problem with this thread is based on 3 things:

1. Vast Superhuman strength
2. Inmense speed near lightspeed
3. Insane duability


1. Useless against magic.
2. Immobulus.
3. Useless against magic.

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I am not know that knowledgeable about the HP universe because I've only seen the movies...but nothing they have ever shown/fought has ever made me believe they are that uber. LoL the normal humans with a couple of machine guns will go apeshit on hogwarts lol.
Yeah you're done here.


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Who cares?
By your logic, Superman can't touch Wizards, because they aren't humans. Big time.


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Superman has no defense against magic and will, thusly, succumb to all spells regular muggles would be affected by, including the repelling charm. The attempt to argue this is already violating the forum rules.


Superman's eyesight is vastly superior to that of humans and his phsiology is completely different. What proof do you have that spells designed to affect humans will work on a man who converts the Sun's rays into flight, laserbeam vision and other ways of casually raping physics?

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Oh, gosh. The ad nauseam again. The Owls in the Potterverse are clearly magical animals, given their ability to track targets in order to deliver messages. They aren't regular birds.


Yes, clearly magical. Not just extremely well trained and intelligent, but obviously magical in nature. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Again your argument seems to suffer from a distinct lack of proof. That seems to be a theme for the Potter-side of this debate.

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Where exactly? Straw man much?



In this post:

'That aside: Since we've never see a Wizard dying due to blunt force, it stands to reason that it doesn't kill them.'

Or were you advocating diaboli in this case as well? erm

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I've provided you with the source. Your choice to ignore it doesn't affect the validity of my arguments. Thanks for playing, kid.


You have told me that theres a source, which was certianly nice. You have not however, provided one.

However, I am more than willing to conceed the point. Now if you'll just prove that theres a similar charm around Hogwarts an that it'll actually effect Superman.....

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Your choice not to check the sources I've provided does not affect the validity of my claims, but just exposes your ignorance and inability to participate in debates.


Cool beans. thumb up

Are you going to continue to insult me or actually respond to my points?

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Really. How does a spell that kills every living thing it touches scale in comparison to Supermans power?


Avada Kadava? What does that have anything to do with this?

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How does magic scale towards his powers. You have no answer. Yet, you assume you're assumption is correct in order to prove it right. This is called petitio principii or "arguing in circles", which is - guess what - another logical fallacy.


And you seem to be assuming that because it's magic its completely unbrakable with physical attacks. Thats called the 'no-limits fallacy'. Now kindly stop your bitching and prove that it can stop him.

Though of course you can't.

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How often has Harry died in the movies exactly?


Well there was that time he was a baby. And then he was bitten by a Basalisk and only survived because of Pheonix tears. And of course he's been in mortal danger, often seconds from death, and he's never done it once except in the graveyard and on the moterbike, both times coincidentally against Voldemort btw.

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What? Not a single time? So his automatic defense against impending death worked rather fine throughout the entire series, right?


But not apparantly, any other character whose died in the entire mythos. Is this just a thing unique to Harry? He can sometimes but not very often perform feats of magic to automatically defend himself?

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And you're wrong by the way. The effect in question also happens, when Voldemort duels Dumbledore in OotP and they clearly don't have wands with a twin core or [SPOILER - highlight to read]: : a part of the others soul inside them. You lose.


They was not an automatic defence to stop them from death. they were in a duel and they are both extremely powerful wizards. Cedric didn't do it. Sirius didn't do it. There is no auto-defence bullshit.

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Apparently, you haven't got the point. I hate to point out your application of double standards, but why do I need to provide proof for the characters on my sight to be able to do anything that they might be able to do, where you can just presume that the characters on your favorite team can do anything you like, without presenting proof?


He's moving fast and punching! How the fvck are those two mutually incompatable? When in fact moving faster actually increases the force of your punches?

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That aside: Since we've never see a Wizard dying due to blunt force, it stands to reason that it doesn't kill them.




Did RJ hack your account?

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Given that they play Quidditch, which includes metal balls hunting the players to knock them off their broom and let children participate in that game, I guess they don't care as much about blunt trauma as your average human does. Maybe because they can mend broken bones in "an instance".


Uh, ya think? It's not like they can re-grow bones or anything.


Besides, considering Wood can just catch one and kinda fall over, Bludgers don't seem to have much force behind them:



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Oh. You've told me. That's certainly nice. I'm still waiting for you to present proof that Superman is capable of coming up with coherent battlespeed than Voldemort can thing "Pain for Superman", because otherwise the Man of Steel will be turned into a little girl rolling over the ground crying in pain.


YOu're lecturing me on providing proof? Excuse me while I reattach my head and conquer the chuckles so I may provide you with one:



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He used it to force all other children in the orphanage into submission. Doesn't seem to be like the easy "oh...ouchy...ahh...gone" type of thing.


They're children. Being able to cause them any amount of pain without actually doing anything to them is easily enough to subdue them.

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And what does pain do to our heroes? Didn't see them performing their supposed uber feats while getting seriously hurt. As far, as I remember, Superman took a little sunbath to charge up before lifting the continent.


He was barely above the cloud-line. erm How much more sun would he have been getting than regularly?

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Yeah. I've learned a great lesson on how not to form arguments. Your compilation of logical fallacies, double-standards and outright stupidity served that purpose rather well. Thank you.


Ah, insults. What a pointless waste of words. Please refrain from them. I'm being civil, albiet condescending, with you, I ask that you do the same.


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Voldemort waits until Superman kills him, is resurrected as spirit, due to his Horcruxes (this is GoF Voldemort), possesses Superman,


Harry Potter was too 'good' for Voldemort to possess. What do you think attempting it on Superman's going to accomplish?

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Also, because this is the end of GoF, all Wizards can die and then the Dementor Fudge called to the school from Azkaban to deal with Barty Crouch jr., will royally screw the quartet who can neither sense nor fight a Dementor. Dementor's kiss for all it is.


How long does it take to call a dementor?


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And as soon as he "inhales" a wizard for the lulz, they apparate OUT of him. Or death spell his guts.


So they can apparate while half-apparating now? Uh-huh.


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Originally posted by Nephthys




How long does it take to call a dementor?
Read what he said.




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So they can apparate while half-apparating now? Uh-huh.
Voldemort can cast avada kedavra non verbally while half apparating. He can cast it while in Superman. Or, you know, just fly out of his ass or nostril.


Or, FTW, Imperio Supes from within. Then he'd BE Superman with magical spells big grin


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*sigh*
hancock & superman speed blitzes every wizard before they even have the chance to say a spell.

& ive seen not one argument that says otherwise


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Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
*sigh*
hancock & superman speed blitzes every wizard before they even have the chance to say a spell.

& ive seen not one argument that says otherwise
Actually every post by Borbarad and I counter that directly. Fact.


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And Every one failed. Unfact!


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Originally posted by Nephthys
And Every one failed. Unfact!
Nah, on the contrary. Add on the Dementors and.....well.....


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wtf since when are dementors allied with hogwarts? LMAO


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And there it is.


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thats a question no expression

cant answer it?


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The fact that even have to ask is just WOW, dude. Read Borbarad's posts. Read mine. Not gonna repeat myself because you don't get it.


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cant answer it? laughing figures

dementors were shown to attack wizards anyways LMAO
& if they've came for Barty Crouch the fight will be long over before they get there seeing as its noon after GoF


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No, the answers are there, you just have to read what we said.

The minister has direct control over the Dementors.


It's fairly simple.


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the minister... refresh my memory RJ is he hogwarts staff?
or death eaters?


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No. But he was in GOF, at Hogwarts in the movie.


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But this is AFTER GOF. After the minister had already left.

So he's not here. Neener neener neener!


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Originally posted by Nephthys
But this is AFTER GOF. After the minister had already left.

So he's not here. Neener neener neener!
Ah, but Dumbledore is. And in one of the movies he ran the dementors off the grounds. So he has some control over them too big grin

And when Fudge was killed, not left (durh), there was a new Minister appointed.


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