Superman can blow the Dementors thousands of miles away.
Or just you know, avoid them.
The HP supporters do not seem to comprehend the different in speed between Superman and... Well really everyone in HP.
He is near-light to FTL in speed.
Avada Kedavra? The spell could be used an inch away from him... And it would be EFFORTLESS for Superman to avoid it. He could literally wag his dick at the approaching spell, taunting it, and always backing up to be just out of range of the spell.
And invisibiliy is hilarious. Even assuming Superman cannot see them (Not sure about movie Superman, but silly bullshit like invisibility simply will not work on him), he can easily smell and hear them, to the extent that invisibility is completely useless.
This thread is stupid. Superman smashes through any defense they have at speeds so fast that he can fly through Hogwarts, destroying it, before a single ****ing Wizard can process a thought.
The Wizards will be invisible to Superman? Bullshit, due to his insane speed, it will be SUPERMAN who is invisible.
They just don't understand how FTL speed completely ****s them up. They all die, assuming Superman is bloodlusted, before they can even process a thought.
For ****'s shit he can heat vision them from the stratosphere.
Then you have another pissed off alcoholic on the level of Superman going rampage on their asses along with the fricking Hulk.
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My bad, it was Crouch who was killed, Fudge was Minister in OOTP.
The Dementors aren't even needed, dude, they're overkill. The wizards have the Hall of Prophesies and Felix Felicis, that's bordering on overkill as it is.
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You wanna know what's sad? Someone making a spite thread like this, having the wizards sitting on their hands, unaware they are about to be attacked, with no knowledge of their enemy.
The only thing I did was bring in wizard powers/potions that the OP failed to gimp. Felix Felicis and the Hall of Prophesies were not gimped from the wizards, so Borbarad and I used them to turn the thread back on the Heroes supporters.
Felix Felicis= Win, every time.
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Right, and when a lone invisible wizard utters that one word, "confundus", or "Imperio", Superman is at their mercy.
No, see, we acknowledge that. What is not being acknowledged here is what the wizards can do.
See, with the Hall of prophesies at their disposal, it is literally impossible for the wizards to ever not know of something as epic as 4 Super Heroes coming to destroy them.
Yes, there have been times in HPverse where the Hall should have warned the wizards of something, like Barty Crouch hoodwinking the Goblet of Fire into selecting Harry. But do I really need to elaborate on that?
Confundus, dude. Or Imperio. Voldemort can apparate away and Imperio Superman from miles away.
K, so he can hear and smell them, how does this help him when Voldemort has mind raped him?
One thing we agree on.
Ahahahaha, he's not breaking through a Protego Totalum, dude. It's not a brick wall or a steel door, it's a barrier that is raised and lowered by magic.
Wow, everything said to you goes in one ear and out the other.
Imperio, Supes is done.
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Intimidated? I've dissected and raped each one of your posts. I got a job, babe, sometimes I have to put work first.
Regarding felix?
No. It assures that the wizard who ingests it will succeed at their every endeavor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.
Obviously endeavors within reason, like tagging Superman with a death spell as he is being Imperio'd.
Snape is potions master. The Hall of Prophesies warns the wizards far in advance and Snape has a cauldron full of it.
See, if this were not a spite thread, I wouldn't even mention felix felicis and the hall.
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Nah, too late to change the OP now. Your spite thread failed. Accept it.
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1. You seem to be under the deluded impression that the Wizard will be able to say anything beyond "-" Yes Superman is so fast he will cut off his sentence before it begins. Also, cute. It is glaringly obvious you have no idea how the Imperius Curse works. Yes, it controls the mind. Wanna know something neat though? It can be resisted by willpower. Aka, what Superman has in abundance. To the point that he was able to carry a small country of Kryptonite into space, through willpower overpowering his weakness despite the pain. No, Imperio will not work on Superman. Or Hulk for that matter, his RAGE being too great to control. Abom and Hancock may be fair game though.
2. I am only so well-aware of what the Wizards can do. I acknowledge that their magic is versatile. Hell, I'll throw you a bone and say it is, in fact, superior to the uses of the Force in the movies. But Superman is beyond them.
3. Cool story bro. Even if they are aware of it, fact is that they cannot stop it. Also, lol at making stipulations that do not exist.
4. Oh is that so? Only the problem here is that you cannot actually show Imperio being used from miles away. Oh, and another problem is... From a thousand miles away, Superman would still be able to hear/smell/see Voldemort, and blitz him before he can process a thought.
5. Silly gai, Voldemort and all of Hogwarts was annihilated 0.005 seconds into the match. That's if Superman takes his times.
6. No-Limits Fallacy sir. Has never been tested against something possessing the sheer might of Superman.
7. Sticks and stones may break my bones but RJ needs to calm down.
8. No, cannot work on someone of Superman's will, stop.
Superman can annihilate Hogwarts from space if he wants to.
1. Now RJ, I know how you must feel, being upstaged by someone less than half your age, but I will not tolerate lying.
2. Yes.
3. No, it is a LUCK potion. It is described as "liquid luck," were it this powerful, any random witch or wizard could have taken some and toppled Voldemort, because that is in fact less a feat than what you are suggesting in this thread.
4. The Imperio that did not work?
5. Kay. While it is funny to see you add stipulations, it still will not work.
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I've been reading this. While I do agree with RJ that this fight is extremely gimping the wizards, at the same time, R.J, do you seriously believe that Hogwarts can withstand this attack? Hogwarts can have 100 years prep, but Superman moves way to fast for them to actually execute their plans. I keep seeing you are talking about someone saying "Confundus". Even if Hermoine said that at the quietest she could possibly talk, Superman would both track her (via super-hearing) and blitz her before she could fully finish the first syllable. Along with Hancock they would blitz everyone before they had a chance to activate any spell.
OH, and that's just assuming Supes decides to bareknuckle it. He could just resort to heat vision. He'd make The Destroyer's attack in Thor look like......well, my dumbstruckness proves the point itself
Either way, Prep or not, HP can't win. It's not fair at all, but it is the truth
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