Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It would have taken him 20,934 years at that rate of non-damage.
Now you're being generous.
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Nov 18th, 2011 04:12 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Nov 18th, 2011 04:36 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No....as proved in the movies, DH universe heroes die all the time..
Mr.Takagi...the seal team... Ricky... etc etc
Your PIS usuage is a poor substitute for acceptance of fact that should have been accepted long ago; - that McClane absolutely murders Van Zan.
The main hero doesn't die not saying all heroes just the main star of the series.
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Nov 21st, 2011 04:46 AM
Sadako of Girth
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That is old rule was proven to be a falsehood since Alien 3, The Crow, Ringu etc. (Where the protagonist is killed in the series)
Otherwise though, classic characters that are too tough to kill get sequels/series.
(Thats why the Van Zan trilogy was never made.)
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Nov 23rd, 2011 12:15 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
That is old rule was proven to be a falsehood since Alien 3, The Crow, Ringu etc. (Where the protagonist is killed in the series)
Otherwise though, classic characters that are too tough to kill get sequels/series.
(Thats why the Van Zan trilogy was never made.)
It's not always the case but most of the time is the case as in alien and aliens 2 as well. Van Zan hunted and killed dragons we only get to see the dragon age come to an end I am sure they could make plenty of must see films telling about his past exploits.
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Nov 23rd, 2011 08:47 PM
Sadako of Girth
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But til that day..... McWin
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Nov 23rd, 2011 09:50 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But til that day..... McWin
The guy would rip McClane to shreds on his way to a dragon baby.
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Nov 23rd, 2011 11:48 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Nah... hes in many pieces in some dragon poo.
And people who are in many pieces, mostly digested and in dragon poo can't do that.
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Nov 24th, 2011 01:36 PM
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It is ....madness to think that Zan could stand a chance against McClane in a H2H takedown fest.
Shooting harpoons at dragons and fighting random malnourished civililians does not put him in McClane's league. McClane has hands like steel fricken vices. I don't think Zan's headbutt would do crap either.
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Nov 24th, 2011 04:14 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah... hes in many pieces in some dragon poo.
And people who are in many pieces, mostly digested and in dragon poo can't do that.
The guy is undefeated against humans and McClane is known to take an asskicking even from women.
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Nov 24th, 2011 06:48 PM
Lestov16
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
The guy is undefeated against humans
Umm.....what?
elaborate please
quote: (post ) Originally posted by the ninjak
I don't think Zan's headbutt would do crap either.
It didn't do crap in the fight it was presented in, so I'm pretty sure it'll do nothing now
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Nov 24th, 2011 06:52 PM
Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
The guy is undefeated against humans and McClane is known to take an asskicking even from women.
Undefeated in the great sucking competition of life? Sure I can believe that.
Asskicking? Nah more like foreplay in a stuffing that left Ninjachick eternally asleep.
He beat her unconcious, then parked an SUV in her rectal passage for the win.
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Nov 25th, 2011 11:22 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Undefeated in the great sucking competition of life? Sure I can believe that.
Asskicking? Nah more like foreplay in a stuffing that left Ninjachick eternally asleep.
He beat her unconcious, then parked an SUV in her rectal passage for the win.
i don't understand Quan's logic here. Zan technically beat Quinn in a little scrap, and all of a sudden he's unbeatable, but when McClane technically beat Maggie Q, all of a sudden those feats don't count.... because she's a woman? Those are some harsh debating tactics, sir.
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Nov 25th, 2011 04:38 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Indeed. This twisted logic belays maybe another agenda.
Clear McVictory.
20 pages so far haven't convinced anyone otherwise.
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Nov 25th, 2011 10:29 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lestov16
Umm.....what?
elaborate please
It didn't do crap in the fight it was presented in, so I'm pretty sure it'll do nothing now Undefeated means he's never lost.quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Undefeated in the great sucking competition of life? Sure I can believe that.
Asskicking? Nah more like foreplay in a stuffing that left Ninjachick eternally asleep.
He beat her unconcious, then parked an SUV in her rectal passage for the win.
Zan whips on alpha men while McClane gets beaten by women.
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Nov 26th, 2011 06:27 AM
Sadako of Girth
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But it implies that there have been battles to test his mettle.
No it is McClane who beats on alpha men.
His massive kill record speaks for itself.
And he bested Ninjachick by knocking her out, and then having to resort to killing her when she recovered and decided to carry on harassing McClane with her kung fu shit.
Whereas Zan was unable to damage the village ladyboy then was dragon dump. End/Credits.
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Nov 26th, 2011 03:34 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But it implies that there have been battles to test his mettle.
No it is McClane who beats on alpha men.
His massive kill record speaks for itself.
And he bested Ninjachick by knocking her out, and then having to resort to killing her when she recovered and decided to carry on harassing McClane with her kung fu shit.
Whereas Zan was unable to damage the village ladyboy then was dragon dump. End/Credits.
The guy beat the snot out of an alpha male who cheapshotted him whereas McClane gets worked by women, men, and all comers but pulls through due to being the star of a series.
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Nov 27th, 2011 03:30 AM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lestov16
Wrong
Wrong
Downplaying Van Zan isn't going to deter me. I hate that style of debating.
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Nov 28th, 2011 04:00 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Downplaying Van Zan would be like trying to make a millimeter look small or make nights dark or water wet..
Lestiv is 100% right on both counts about your wrongness.
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Nov 28th, 2011 07:54 AM
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