KMC Forums - Sai runs a different gauntlet

This gauntlet is not your average gauntlet, there is no such things as rest in this one, this gauntlet is a series of challenges for Sai to complete. This gauntlet is based on difficulty not survival. Conditions will be stated for each 'match' he has to go through.

1. Annoying - Sai vs Naruto
Naruto is as usual, Sai's emotionless, Sai's objective is to make Naruto very annoyed.

2. The Fat Guy - Sai vs Choji
Same as N.1 except that this time round it's Choji he has to annoy the heck out of. Sai is emotionless.

3. The Punch Dodge - Sai vs Sakura
Sai finds himself in a troublesome situation having insulted Sasuke in front of Saukra, Sakura is enraged and will attempt to punch him. Sai's objective is to basically try and avoid being punched for 1 minute.

4. Genjutsu - Sai vs Sasuke
Sasuke as he was when he genjutsu'd Sai, Sai's objective is to get himself, A) Killed or B) Get caught in a Genjutsu.

5. Drag - Sai vs Shikamaru
Sai's objective is to annoy Shikamaru so much that Shikamaru actually doesn't think it's a drag/troublesome to have the intentions of killing Sai.

6. Insults - Sai vs Hidan
A hypothetical Hidan where he happens to be calm but still foul mouthed vs a slightly emotional Sai, they are at an insulting contest, who ever physically attacks first, loses.

7. The Good Boy - Sai vs Tobi
Tobi's a good boy, so all Sai has to do is annoy the #&@! out of Tobi to make him turn into more of a bad boy.

8. Teamwork - Sai vs Kakashi
Sai has a hard job of persuading Kakashi that teamwork isn't necessary, he can do WHATEVER he wants to convince Kakashi.

9. The Stare Off - Sai vs Gai
Gai puts his hand in the middle along with Neji and Lee, Sai doesn't it's a stare off and all Sai has to do is avoid putting the hand in the middle for 20 seconds.

10. The Pacifist - Sai vs Itachi
Itachi, as we know, is a pacifist, Sai's objective is to actually have himself killed, so, will Sai proceed in annoying Itachi successfully? Sai has full knowledge of Itachi's past and wants to die willingly.

11. The Fake Smile vs The Creepy Face - Sai vs Yamato
Yamato asks Sai an open ended question and Sai doesn't answer cause he don't want to. Sai uses a fake smile as his 'answer' in response Yamato uses his Naruto-is-scared-of-it face. Sai's objective is to not answer the question for 3 minutes.

12. Define Art - Sai vs Deidara and Sasori
Sai happens to like his art a lot (hypothetically) and has his own definition of it, Deidara and Sasori finally agree with each other and come into and argument with Sai about the definition of art.

So how far does he get? Sorry if it's a tad long, but enjoy.