Gender: Male Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
I see how a near-fatal overdose of McBias can cloud one's judgement to see "evidence that outright shows Bauer dominates McClane in every aspect of life" as "strawman-bashing". It's okay. I know if you were in a logical, non-McPoisoned state of mind, you'd see this obvious logic, but sadly, you have too much McBias in you veins to realize your critical errors in logic. It's okay though. We all forgive you
Thats right. Its about that guy who would never be able to survive the Die Hard movies, getting his ass thoroughly tazed then kicked and the re-tazed until dead by an elderly lady.
I'd give him 40-60 odds, since that was a show too and his feats would count there, which is better than the 0.000001% (to not be accused of being biased) chance he has in Diehard.
Yeah thats true.
He has way more chance against them than LW too.
I dont think he would survive the whole of the 1st..
..remember the electrocutions that Endo gave Riggs?
No way does Bauer survive that if he cant take Tazer lady's output.
But since he call call on backup constantly in Rigg's role, (From partners, colleagues, the wife, etc etc) he should feel at home til then.
Gender: Male Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
Go on. Gimp Bauer's feats. You are so far into the McBiased side, you've lost your ability to reason
And no, even including video game feats, I already established that Bauer could easily have replicated McClanes Helicopter's shooting (and unimpressive car launch). Hell, Bauer doesn't even need another helicopter. He only needs a gun
Bauer effortlessly completes McClane's amateur Gauntlet and extirpates McClane in any confrontation whatsoever
The sheer amount of carnage, death and destruction of just ONE game: PSX Die Hard Trilogy just by itself pwns all you could mention about Bauer.
Well McClane doesnt even need a gun.
"Bauer effortlessly completes McClane's amateur Gauntlet and extirpates McClane in any confrontation whatsoever" Words of total madness. As shown throughout every stage of this thread, there is little comparison. Bauer whacks off at night dreaming of being McClane, yet he lacks the ability to make it through a single movie gauntlet. Let alone 4 or 5 of them.
This is supported by the lack of 24 movies released.
The execs knew that all Bauer could have done (With tonnes of backing from his organisation) is retread McGround and action fans would be bored with yet another pale imitation.
Gender: Male Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
Pretty sure he killed just as many in his video game, so McClane fails even in those regards
Which is why he can only kill harmless pilots
Of course. McClane's retarded chump amateur common-thief terrorist-wannabes can not be compared at all to the existential threats to humanity Bauer takes on.
Hell yes. I bet Bauer wishes every day and night he had opponents as retarded and amateurish as McClane's villains
No. Bauer would laugh at McClane's chump villains for being the amateur wannabes that they are
Bauer's done eight of them (all against far deadlier opponent's than McClane's candy-ass common thief terrorist-wannabes)
Well it is. Sole onus. All yours.
(Youre the one making grudge threads that contravene MVF rules in brig a TV series in on an MVF forum. So again. All yours. And you've failed so far.
I guess he could have a nice long think about that when Tazer lady murders him again.
Your attempts to downplay Pentagon trained top dogs as poodles are doing more to disprove your evaluation than we dreamed. Keep it up.
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Jul 20th, 2012 10:34 PM
No. Bauer would laugh at McClane's chump villains for being the amateur wannabes that they are
