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Apparently Mai Lihn, a person with far less body mass and experience than Bauer, is stronger than an explosion, since she WTFpwned his ass twice and his weaksauce Van-Zan-level hits couldn't even knock her small body unconscious. So once again, until you show me a feat of McClane snapping someone's neck without requiring an entire staircase, yeah, Bauer snaps his neck. End of story
Once again, show me McClane taking on hostiles with assault rifles shooting at him from yards away with a handgun
Orphans running from genocide>>>....Middle class family having to get second jobs. Bauer's more heroic. deal
Bauer, with his one 2-hour movie, WTFpwns McClane's weaksauce ass in every category imaginable 24/7
Could you point out what "more heroic" has to do with the topic of this thread?
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Gender: Male Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
So you base your entire thesis of McClane winning the H2H on the possibility that Bauer might be close in mass with Mai Lihn? Pure, unbridled McBias everyone.
Apparently you're confusing being knocked down from a kick to dying. Not the same thing. McClane lived; she died. Why? Cos she couldn't get past his insanely high durability.
Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard 3 and Die Hard 4.0 all had villains shooting at McCLane with full automatics and he was armed only with a handgun. Consider yourself shown. Seriously, did you not pay attention or were you lying when you claimed to have recently watched he films?
It would have been a financial global epidemic if Thomas succeeded. Which would have likely created shit-loads of orphans who would have been in immediate danger. So if you're stuck on "orphan saving" as being the epitome of heroism, McClane wins that too; by a landslide.
So now McClane outclasses Bauer in six measures: H2H, Guns, Melee, Counter Terrorism, Heroics and Orphan Saving. Care to add another?
Nah Bauer wouldnt be able to snap McClane's neck.
It withstood all sorts of trauma that would have broken anyone elses.
But McClane might Taze him or throw something through his head.
That might have happened in DH4. If thats what you were asking: You were grammatically unclear...
Gender: Male Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
Once again, considering her small body mass was able to knock his oh-so-durable ass onto the floor, and considering he can't even deliver hits capable of knocking someone of such small body mass out, there's no telling how much Bauer, someone of more body mass and far more veteran experience, is going to rock his shit
Considering it takes McClane 5-6 bullets to hit his targets, whereas Bauer gets 1-hit kills, once again, McClane is unimpressive in comparison
Once again, GENOCIDE>>>>>......Middle class family having to get a second job
I'm sorry, they gave you the wrong list. The correct list of measures McClane outclasses Bauer in is Whining, Complaining, Crying, Feces-Eating, Sadako-Felching, and, of course, Deeper Rectum.
Gender: Male Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
Once again, considering a person of smaller body-mass laid him on his ass and his weak-sauce-Van-Zan level hits couldn't even keep her unconscious, McClane is going to die. Also it's hilarious that you immediately attribute weapons to McClane because you know he can't win a straight H2H fight
You don't have to be 6'4" and 240lbs to knock someone down via a good kick to the face. Just stop downplaying already,
LoL, more downplaying after a previous point was shits-lapped down.
Apparently you think all of America (and as a domino effect, the world) is Middle Class and that a Global Financial Crisis would equal having to get a second job.
As per your list: H2H, Guns, Melee, Counter Terrorism, Heroics and Orphan Saving, McClane 6 out of 6, proven with movie feats.
But he actually did knock her out. His durability endured..and her ass was a storage wallet for an SUV.
More lies.
The end of DH1 alone disproves that, as most of the movie does.
Gruber. Gruber's american buddy..knees guy...table guy....asian commando guy through door...he just likes to make sure with a few extra shots......
And this was the [i]third time today that you described yourself as McClane...weird.
Gender: Male Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
Oh, now McClane is just "somebody", when a moment ago he was this invincible block of granite who can tank any pain whatsoever
Once again, stop looking in the mirror when you type your posts
Yes. I'd much rather live in a poverty-stricken America than a lawless genocidal regime, so apparently, there is a McBias overload and it is leaking out of all of your orifices
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, he can tank what we've seen him tank, which is explosions that would have killed a normal person.
Ah, the good ole "no you!" tactic. Clever.
Are you now trying to turn this into another unit of measure? Cos Counter Terrorism suddenly changed into Heroics which then slyly changed into who has better Orphan Saving feats.
Listen, I'm willing to give you that Bauer has better Orphan Saving feats, as McClane didn't really save any orphans, he simply stopped a global crisis that would likely have created millions of orphans, which in turn would need saving. ie Bauer's out of a job cos McClane can do his.
Gender: Male Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
Also, I find your H2H argument hilarious. You try to have it both ways. First you say McClane was just an average guy and anyone can get WTFpwned by Mai Lihn's hits, but then you reverse and in the same sentence try to say McClane is this invincible juggernaut who can tank anything,.....which is of course false, given that he got WTFpwned by Mai Lihn's hit
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Aug 13th, 2012 10:42 PM
Pure, unbridled McBias everyone.
