Yes.... anyone here who thinks this wasn't a troll thread?
Im not saying that as a sore winner.. it must've been very frustrating for the threadstarter to have gone to all that effort only to be denied and McVictory to have happened two threads in a row.
Next week: Unicron versus McClane.
(A match that McClane probably would lose)
Cause at least that would be a half way realistic loss.
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No he didn't. He left McClane strapped to a bomb.
He was a dumbass for involving McClane in his plan in the first place, so his inherently flawed plan from the beginning (that McClane couldn't even stop, thus he utterly fails as a counterterrorist, because if Simon were the real deal, and was serious about his bombs, McClane's failure would have resulted in the murder of many innocent children at the school) definitely does not outshine anything Bauer's taken on.
Contintential Pandemic (Bauer's third threat)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Robbery disguised as terrorist attack (McClane's third threat)(that McClane couldn't even stop :laugh
BTW note how I am countering your bullshit with actual screen feats and evidence. Because I've seen the evidence. You haven't so......
(Yes he did. To make it clearer: Jack shits when heart attacking out again after McClane snuck up behind him and softly popped a bag of potato chips, when Bauer wasn't expecting it.)
You aren't.
Because you basically deny everything listed so far that was McScreenfeats and choose to ignore and misrepresent til you portray McClane as an unskilled loser..which to anyone who has actually watched the movies, will render you ridiculously biased and maybe insane.
Ergo: everything you say is invalid.
(Not that someone using TV characters in an MVF forum out of McHatred screams "respect for rules" in the 1st place.)
It really doesnt matter how much or how little 'evidence' you selectively post. You wouldnt post the things that make Bauer vulnerable. IE: portraying Bauer unrealistically powerfully, whilst all the time underplaying McClane to be the most useless that you can.. ergo your copy pasted fallacy very obviously and literally "means Jack shit".
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Jun 11th, 2012 at 08:43 AM
Nah...not really.. He would have to do it at the same time. Reacting to Simon's baits and puzzles is what draws him to killing Simon and all his friends.
Besides. There were loud, unexpected and jumpy noises throughout.
Jack would have had a heart attack and died again.
And FYI: McClane did it in 2hrs tops. He didn't need the extra 22hrs.
McClane was left strapped to a bomb, but escaped through McIngenuity, having stashed a metal splinter (procured during an obscenely fortunate god/the force aided escape from certain death whilst killing the bad guy earlier, that Bauer wouldn't have survived) than was used to pick the locks and escape. How would Bauer have esc- oh thats right. He would have waited 20 months after getting tortured to death multiple times firs- ooooooh too late: The ship would have exploded way before then... oh dear.
As if. He'd likely have missed of had the gun jam, or the round wouldn't have killed him, grazing him, for all you know..
McClane level villians destroy TV level villains.
Yet the admittedly do make the mistake of underestimating McClane. (an act, as we can see, which of course always leaves them looking silly, despite their otherwise intelligence..)
Good day to you, sir....
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Jun 11th, 2012 at 08:54 AM
I'll most likely give S2 a shot, but I've not got my hopes up. I'm just watching it now to see how it ends and to cheer when Jack's [SPOILER - highlight to read]: annoying whore of a wife flat-lines.
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EVERYONE was happy at that part.
But S2 is when Jack gets into the world-saving that I am always raving about. If you really want an action film style experience, jump immediately to Season 4. The prior 2 are more..."serious", so to speak
That being stated, if you don't like the show, I don't particularly care. I just do not want his feats to be ignored
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List his feats. Okay:
Saved LA from a Nuclear weapon/Halted Thermonuclear WWIII
Saved the Country from a pandemic
Saved the Country from SecDef being assassinated live, 106 nuclear meltdowns, and a nuclear weapon being detonated on the East Coast
Saved country from nerve gas attacks (in a hospital, mall, and a natural gas station that would have killed tens of thousands) and Trident missile attack (which would ahve killed hundreds of thousands)/ Took on The POTUS
Saved the coutnry from suicide bombers and 4 suitcase nuclear detonations
Saved 16,000 from pesticide plant/ Saved US from missiles loaded with bioweapons/ Halted Thermonuclear WWIII
You can also watch some of them in a video located in my signature
If you are choosing to ignore his feats becausethey are too much, then it's okay. I'll accept your concession
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