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H2H- Bauer 9/10
Gunfight- McClane 6/10
Melee- Bauer 7/10


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H2H-McClane 8/10
Gunfight-McClane 10/10
Melee-McClane 10/10

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Prove it.

And BTW, later today, I'm going to make and post a video of McClane's fight scenes from every single DH film, including the 5th, and show them right next to McClane's just so I can show how bad McClane gets his amateur ass kicked.

See you soon, butthurt boi. And BTW, don't make any more retard spite threads while I'm gone laughing. Your pathetic Bauer vs Robocop thread is just oozing of your butthurt. I'm so sorry that I can prove Bauer kicks McClane's ass and you can do nothing about it. Must be stimulating every nociceptor in your rectum. Continue to cry more smile


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Will you also show how reliant on Tony and C.U.N.T (or whatever his backup posse was called) Bauer was?

Probably not..

No tears here... you're drowning in yours though.
Soon the constant "wahhhhh" will turn to gurgling noises again.


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Lestov,

You're still confusing taking hits as being the same as "getting ass kicked".

McClane's not lost a fight.

McClane's never been KO'd.

McClane's not died, ever.


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Not to mention:

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McClane's never been raped though. Did you factor that in?

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McClane's intuition and intelligence have also been amped through the roof in DH5. I suspect by the time DH6 rolls out, he'll be pre-reviewing Professor Hawking's next work.


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Always, Govna. Always.


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Will you also show how reliant on Tony and C.U.N.T (or whatever his backup posse was called) Bauer was?



Like when? Tell me the season name, and the instance, and also tell me how it's relevant to the thread in anyway whatsoever. And then explain how the threats McClane takes on are equivalent to the one's Bauer takes on.


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McClane's not lost a fight.



Yes he did. He lost the fight against Stuart in DH2 and Lihn in DH4. In both circumstances he was defeated via BFR and forced to kill the opponent with a massive weapon. He killed them, but he didn't win the H2H confrontation, which is what is being discussed here

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McClane's never been KO'd.


Because his fights have been too short, due to him getting BFRed. If McClane and Stuart or McClane and Lihn were facing off in a karate dojo, bloodlusted H2H deathmatch, they would absolutely slaughter McClane. McClane may have punched a couple mooks (and random bystander) and broken that one guy's neck in DH4, but those mooks definitely do not have on Bauer's level, and Bauer has done far more impressive and simpler neck snaps.


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McClane's not died, ever.


Because his opponents are idiots. Please let's not play this crap. He would have died in DH3 if Simon did decide to play Bond-Villian. Same as the end of DH4. Had either Simon or Gabriel simply shot him he would have died, and they only didn't due to PIS/CIS. Even in DH2, those grenades thrown in the cockpit took minutes to explode. Had he had 24-verse grenades tossed in there, it would have been a wrap for him.


I love how you are trying to overhype McClane with broad observations like "He's never lost a fight!" that are immediately exposed as bullshit when you scrutinize the specific circumstances. What pathetic debating laughing

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Not to mention:


Which Season and Episode is that rape scene from?


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Yes he did. He lost the fight against Stuart in DH2 and Lihn in DH4. In both circumstances he was defeated via BFR and forced to kill the opponent with a massive weapon. He killed them, but he didn't win the H2H confrontation, which is what is being discussed here

Because his fights have been too short, due to him getting BFRed. If McClane and Stuart or McClane and Lihn were facing off in a karate dojo, bloodlusted H2H deathmatch, they would absolutely slaughter McClane. McClane may have punched a couple mooks (and random bystander) and broken that one guy's neck in DH4, but those mooks definitely do not have on Bauer's level, and Bauer has done far more impressive and simpler neck snaps.

Because his opponents are idiots. Please let's not play this crap. He would have died in DH3 if Simon did decide to play Bond-Villian. Same as the end of DH4. Had either Simon or Gabriel simply shot him he would have died, and they only didn't due to PIS/CIS. Even in DH2, those grenades thrown in the cockpit took minutes to explode. Had he had 24-verse grenades tossed in there, it would have been a wrap for him.

I love how you are trying to overhype McClane with broad observations like "He's never lost a fight!" that are immediately exposed as bullshit when you scrutinize the specific circumstances. What pathetic debating laughing


The Movies aren't KMC Vs matches. He did not lose. In both instances he lived; his opponents died. Not doing this "Lihn knocked him out first!" dance again. Cos the film says otherwise.

Good. You agree he's never been knocked out.

Good. You agree he's never been killed.

I love how you downplay and assume he would have been KO'd or died if this it that happened. It didn't; he's survived events that would liquify a human body. Being punched or kicked is little more than a knee-scrap to him.


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Like when? Tell me the season name, and the instance, and also tell me how it's relevant to the thread in anyway whatsoever. And then explain how the threats McClane takes on are equivalent to the one's Bauer takes on.

Its not for Charles Atlas to prove to Ghandi to prove he can lift heavy shit. The burden of proof is for the skinny Indian gentleman to prove.
Name Bauer feats that are on par with McClane's.


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Yes he did. He lost the fight against Stuart in DH2 and Lihn in DH4. In both circumstances he was defeated via BFR and forced to kill the opponent with a massive weapon. He killed them, but he didn't win the H2H confrontation, which is what is being discussed here


He won: Its not his fault that they didn't realise that a fight with McClane only ends in death.

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Because his fights have been too short, due to him getting BFRed. If McClane and Stuart or McClane and Lihn were facing off in a karate dojo, bloodlusted H2H deathmatch, they would absolutely slaughter McClane. McClane may have punched a couple mooks (and random bystander) and broken that one guy's neck in DH4, but those mooks definitely do not have on Bauer's level, and Bauer has done far more impressive and simpler neck snaps.
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His one shotting skills were vastly improved between 4 and 5.
Beefy dude WHO HAD JUST HIT MCCLANE WITH HIS CAR. WHAAAAAMMMMMMM.
Top level Russian secret service dude WHO HAD A MACHINE GUN ON MCCLANE after FAILING TO KO MCCLANE WITH MULTIPLE SHOTS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A HEAVY RIFLE BUTT...... WHAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Because his opponents are idiots. Please let's not play this crap. He would have died in DH3 if Simon did decide to play Bond-Villian. Same as the end of DH4. Had either Simon or Gabriel simply shot him he would have died, and they only didn't due to PIS/CIS. Even in DH2, those grenades thrown in the cockpit took minutes to explode. Had he had 24-verse grenades tossed in there, it would have been a wrap for him.


They were Stephen Hawking next to Bauer's adversaries.
If they had been 24 grenades, no one would have been left alive to thrown them.

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I love how you are trying to overhype McClane with broad observations like "He's never lost a fight!" that are immediately exposed as bullshit when you scrutinize the specific circumstances. What pathetic debating laughing



All of the people Mcclane fought. Dead. McClane? Alive.
Pretty simple math, huh Bob..?


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Again with the broad generalizations that when scrutinized have absolutely jack shit to do with H2H, the topic being discussed. laughing "He lived and his opponents died!". AKA The Phucking Retard Argument laughing


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You don't think supreme durability would matter in a H2H fight especially against a mostly normal-human level opponent? Odd.


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Durability alone doesn't win H2H matches. You know this.


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Durability alone doesn't win H2H matches. You know this.


It doesn't. But when McClane's durability is WAY above the damage an opponent could dish out. It's pretty much a no contest and just a matter of time.


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Durability alone doesn't win H2H matches. You know this.


Good job McClane isn't relying on durability alone, then.

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Again with the broad generalizations that when scrutinized have absolutely jack shit to do with H2H, the topic being discussed. laughing "He lived and his opponents died!". AKA The Phucking Retard Argument laughing


You mean the "sticking clearly to screenfeats in a dutifully unbiased manner" argument....O Lady Butthurt of the kingdom of poop talking.


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It doesn't. But when McClane's durability is WAY above the damage an opponent could dish out. It's pretty much a no contest and just a matter of time.


So it doesn't. But it does? It wouldn't in an average H2H match, but because this is your McButtlove, the rules of logic can be changed. laughing


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PMSL. laughing out loud You dont even KNOW what the rules of logic ARE.


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At least you're consistant.


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