Indeed Robtard..as we have successfully argued over and over in multiple butthurt grudge threads by Dame Judy Elizabeth Jemima the deaf/blind, Queen of the land of eternal dumbness and downplay, here. She just cannot accept the truth for ego's sake...
Yes.. You are wrong on all fronts, Lady Lestov.
And that you thought my exaggeration on the being saved by Tony and friends was serious, then you are further gone that I first thought, or that desperate to attack any slight things said in humour that you have absolutely zero sense of it.
Like I say: Mediocre TV opposition fodder set up so the man weaker than a DH verse chihuahua could excite you, perhaps sexually, judging by nearly all of your posts, so dripping with rancid fanwankery are they...
"Lying fool", "ignorant troll?" you really ARE talking to yourself.
Youve gone from desperately ignoring reality in an multi-thread effort to convince yourself that your absurd and baseless claims that Bauer could beat McClane, to just abusing yourself in frustration and attempting to project your rage onto others now.
Sad, really.
Nope. Unlike your hero, McClane is actually tougher than a Chihuahua and therefore annihilates Bauer. All Bauer's opposition were killed by a man weaker than a Chihuahua, who had to be rescued all the way by CTU (who are piss weak themselves, if Bauer is meant to be the best that they have, although they keep bailing their 'toughest' guy out all the time)and therefore the 24 bad guys ARE the subgrade, substandard generic fodder opposition that I asserted they are.
McClane wins all day everyday in all formats.
Bauer dies horribly/pathetically/amusingly quickly in the Die Hard verse as he is a counterfeit, lilly livered ponce who looks like he couldn't Die Hard his way out of a wet paper bag, compared with McClane, so no... I don't have to "rely" on anything.
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More illogical stupidness. When you and Rob are done tonguing each other while circle-jerking with McClane, take a look at the evidence and realize that McClane is horribly outclassed on every level imaginable and your idiotic ramblings otherwise just make you look like an ignorant moron
No, Elizabeth... if I were to say "Bauer beats McClane" despite all mentioned above, displayed on screen and in all threads at this point... THAT would make me sound like a circle jerking ignorant rambling moron, you circlejerking ignorant rambling stupid Bauer tongueing imbecilic moron.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Sep 27th, 2012 at 12:42 AM
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You pitiably stupid McDumbass. Bauer wins. We've already gone through all of McClane's feats, and they suck compared to Bauer's. Your arguments are less credible than Mitt Romney. You're pitiable because you don't realize you just keep making yourself out to be a troll. And a McRetard.
Well thats fine, 'cause Romney is clearly a Nikola Tesla level genius when compared to you isnt he....?!?!??!!!
Bauer's feats are against lesser oppostion as already proved by the fact that they were killed by a man less tough than a an Old Lady's Chihuahua, cause it just limped a bit after taking charges that actually repeatedly killed Bauer. And Bauer only ever got that far, cause CTU wiped Bauer's ass the whole way.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Sep 27th, 2012 at 12:53 AM
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Must be God compared to you then
Stop being a trolling retard. The Old Lady's tazer knocked a full-grown man unconscious with a 2-second taze. If it was held on McClane's heart for 10 seconds, McClane would undoubtedly flatline. Hilarious how you downplay your own film. And again, Bauer has the proven CQB skills to disarm McClane, so your entire train of logic is bullshit, just like pretty much every other post you make
And thanks for reposting that You're not only a McMoron, but a hypocrite as well. What is it that you said?
Wow. You have no credibility You would probably phuck up telling me the time
Nah but since you are Forrest Gump compared to me, going by your DH watching and mentally processing feats, I'd say don't be so hard on yourself...
Well its you who need to stop with retarded trolling and ask yourself this (and take as much time as you need to engage the old grey matter and contemplate before typing):
If thats true and Chihuahuas, one of the smallest weakest yippiest dogs to exist can take that in the DH verse... paired with the other superhuman stuff we see go on from even non-McClanic characters like Targo Karl etc etc: then what chance does Bauer the man who needs CTU constant care round the clock, who dies cause of tazers etc have against McClane? Since this was really an obvious rhetorical question: The obvious answer is NONE WHATSOEVER.
So as you can see, (and if you can't others will) my arguments are watertight and no matter what you single handedly assess my 'credibility' as, its almost certainly more than what is left of yours.
(By the way, its funny you keep bring such an imaginary thing up, 'cause when you mention and care about e-cred to fight about it, you instantly lose all of yours...he he dont argue with integrity, but who jerks off on forums like a weird mastaclown to imaginary crowds in his head)
Actually you are wrong AGAIN. Heres what the time is: Its time you accepted your loss and moved on.
See? You are the hyporcritical moron, who is also blind to any form of truth. But hey you are what you are, and I don't hold it against ya. And shame on anyone who does, 'cause I believe the universe has equal love for all in its IQ pecking order, not just the genius, the smart man, the average man, the reasonably undumb man, the dumb man, the really dumb man, the stupifyingly dumb man...it also has love for people as mentally paralysed as yourself... so don't worry I'm not looking down on you. Have a great day. Don't trip on your velcro shoe laces and try to remember that your shoes go on your feet, not your hands... as you seem to have forgotten yesterday, when you were meant to be admitting defeat graciously and seem to accidentally shoe-typed all the wrong keys so it came out like completely incorrect nonsense that seemed to give the impression that you thought you were somehow triumphant instead of proven hideously hideously wrong.. Nothing more socially embarrassing than mistakes like that at times like this..
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McClane wins through and through, proven over and over again, and the crowd in your head doesn't care what mental ejaculation over Bauer you perform, facts are facts.
McClane wins based on cited feats, noted abilities, universe superiority, universal superiority, being tougher than a chihuahua, unlike Bauer.
HAHAHAHAH This is literally all you have left as a butthurt multi-threadic loser. Thats it...take out the anguish....get those feelings of deep seated psychosexual pain and metaphorical anal laceration out on your shoehanded keyboard if it makes you feel better.
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Bauer wins this easily. McClane has bytch feats in comparison, no matter what your obviously delusional, nonsensical trolling says. Stop being an idiot
LOL And you just posted an insane and inane nothing in response to crushing evidence. Evidence you moaned about not being summed up in this thread for 5 or 6 pages:
Like I say: Mediocre TV opposition fodder set up so the man weaker than a DH verse chihuahua could excite you, perhaps sexually, judging by nearly all of your posts, so dripping with rancid fanwankery are they...
Unlike your hero, McClane is actually tougher than a Chihuahua and therefore annihilates Bauer. All Bauer's opposition were killed by a man weaker than a Chihuahua, who had to be rescued all the way by CTU (who are piss weak themselves, if Bauer is meant to be the best that they have, although they keep bailing their 'toughest' guy out all the time)and therefore the 24 bad guys ARE the subgrade, substandard generic fodder opposition that I asserted they are.
McClane wins all day everyday in all formats.
Bauer dies horribly/pathetically/amusingly quickly in the Die Hard verse as he is a counterfeit, lilly livered ponce who looks like he couldn't Die Hard his way out of a wet paper bag, compared with McClane, so no... I don't have to "rely" on anything. smile
Gunfeats: Shooting every one dead in all 4 movies, killing everyone he faced in a gunfight, from international mercs, thieves, fort brag trained marines, seals, etc etc, Taking out a chopper by shooting the tiny target at range that is a junction box with a 38. snubnose, causing the wires it supported to tangle the rotors..with only two shits availiable...drawing from his shoulderblades expertly ripping off thick, well secured electrical tape and nailing two enemies, one with a headshot, whom was covering McClane with an Mp5...
H2H/Unar,ed, Whilst brutish and savage, McClane killed and or incapacitated all of his opponents he faced and went on to save the day in in 4 major motion pictures against thieves, mercs, top level Marines, seals etc etc Even taking out a 747 with a Zippo during one such encounter in highly unorthodox fashion...
McClane has never died onscreen, unlike Jack "Cant do shit without CTU full support, died cause of an old lady's tazer that little dogs survive with only a slight limp for a week" ass Bauer.
McClane out survives, and out endures Bauer.
McClane kills more people proportionally timewise than Bauer,
(Functioning in 2 hour movies rather than 24 hour series.)
McClane has more games, is harder to kill due to attributes, being more effective and having more regen ability..
More lethal all round and Bauer has ZERO chance against him.
OK I'm just gonna copy/paste this everytime nonsense spews from your keyboard onto this thread til it sinks in.
"Slllluuuurrpppp"? Seriously? Coming from you? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
McClane wins this easily. Bauer has bytch feats in comparison, no matter what your obviously delusional, nonsensical trolling says. Stop being an idiot.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Sep 27th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
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You put McClane blowing up the 747 under his "H2H" feats? Do I even need to go further with your stupidity? Bauer wins. Your pathetic trolling only continuously proves you to be more of an idiot
Erm but You're the one copy pasting inane nothings....
Ergo its not I who looks the fool, is it?
Ive copy pasted evidence * , you inane fool.
*Like I say: Mediocre TV opposition fodder set up so the man weaker than a DH verse chihuahua could excite you, perhaps sexually, judging by nearly all of your posts, so dripping with rancid fanwankery are they...
Unlike your hero, McClane is actually tougher than a Chihuahua and therefore annihilates Bauer. All Bauer's opposition were killed by a man weaker than a Chihuahua, who had to be rescued all the way by CTU (who are piss weak themselves, if Bauer is meant to be the best that they have, although they keep bailing their 'toughest' guy out all the time)and therefore the 24 bad guys ARE the subgrade, substandard generic fodder opposition that I asserted they are.
McClane wins all day everyday in all formats.
Bauer dies horribly/pathetically/amusingly quickly in the Die Hard verse as he is a counterfeit, lilly livered ponce who looks like he couldn't Die Hard his way out of a wet paper bag, compared with McClane, so no... I don't have to "rely" on anything. smile
Gunfeats: Shooting every one dead in all 4 movies, killing everyone he faced in a gunfight, from international mercs, thieves, fort brag trained marines, seals, etc etc, Taking out a chopper by shooting the tiny target at range that is a junction box with a 38. snubnose, causing the wires it supported to tangle the rotors..with only two shits availiable...drawing from his shoulderblades expertly ripping off thick, well secured electrical tape and nailing two enemies, one with a headshot, whom was covering McClane with an Mp5...
H2H/Unarmed, Whilst brutish and savage, McClane killed and or incapacitated all of his opponents he faced and went on to save the day in in 4 major motion pictures against thieves, mercs, top level Marines, seals etc etc Even taking out a 747 with a Zippo during one such encounter in highly unorthodox fashion...
McClane has never died onscreen, unlike Jack "Cant do shit without CTU full support, died cause of an old lady's tazer that little dogs survive with only a slight limp for a week" ass Bauer.
McClane out survives, and out endures Bauer.
McClane kills more people proportionally timewise than Bauer,
(Functioning in 2 hour movies rather than 24 hour series.)
McClane has more games, is harder to kill due to attributes, being more effective and having more regen ability..
More lethal all round and Bauer has ZERO chance against him.
OK I'm just gonna copy/paste this everytime nonsense spews from your keyboard onto this thread til it sinks in.
You cried repeatedly that we wouldn't restate any of the evidence we destroyed you in umpteen other of your butthurt threads with as a last line as you had nothing else left...well i'm reposting some.
Its nowhere near the amount of repeats of your fail accusation tactic rose to.. look through the thread.
Still thank you for your gimp tears.
Have a nice day, Inane, self indicted, gimping, willfully ignorant, hypocritical, trolling fool.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Sep 27th, 2012 at 01:01 PM
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So you're going to stick with your retard argument that's been scrutinized and trashed numerous times? Whatever you say. Just know that you are wrong. And a blatant idiot
Well it hasnt been dismantled or destroyed the once yet...
All you can see is Bauer's balls swinging infront of your eyes..
..we get it.... Its touching, even. But reality must intrude and thats why you need to face how wrong you are..
...or you can continue spouting unfounded asinine rubbish like you are now.
Im not annoyed even because luckily I know cretinous babblings when I hear them.
McClane won the other threads, you cried like a little girl and stamped your feet in other butthurt threads, you lost there, you then thought you could get a win by going AVF.....and you were spanked once more with logic screenfeats and now multi genre feats so badly that attempting with name calling is all you have left...a cycle of suffering for you, not I.
Good day to you.
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