If you had to have sex with an animal

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NemeBro Senior Member

If you had to have sex with an animal

Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.

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Bentley Seitei

A female human.

NemeBro Senior Member

Coward.

Esau Cairn Contagious

Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

A: You pick him up & suck him off.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

A: You pick him up & suck him off.

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Tzeentch._ #gottem

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Robtard Senor Member

Re: If you had to have sex with an animal

Originally posted by NemeBro
Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.

With your infinitely small penis, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

lol

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Re: Re: If you had to have sex with an animal

Originally posted by NemeBro
Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.


Son, didn't I tell you to stop watching My Little Pony?

Originally posted by Robtard
infinitely small

Infinitesimal.

Originally posted by Bentley
A female human.
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Mermaid

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Digimark

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Bardock42 Junior Member

Re: Re: Re: If you had to have sex with an animal

Originally posted by Astner

Infinitesimal.

http://thesaurus.com/browse/infinitesimal

Bentley Seitei
Originally posted by Digi
Mermaid

I'm going to assume you mean Manatee 😖hifty:

COG Veteran Teh GrOovY 1

An animal!? Hell no, i'd rather die in flame.

AuraAngel Hegemon

Originally posted by NemeBro
Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.

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Do mythological animals count?

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by NemeBro
If you had to have sex with an animal

Which one would it be?

Your mom.

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Robtard Senor Member

Re: Re: Re: If you had to have sex with an animal

Originally posted by Astner

Infinitesimal.

Do you even english, bro?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Bentley
A female human.
Agreed. That Nemebro is strange.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by dadudemon
Your mom.

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