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"Lord of the Rings doesn't have condoms, so how is Dorf going to get them pregnant?"
LotR has no light spirits to protect them, who is going to stop Ganon from overlapping their world with the Twilight Realm? Ganondorf doesn't just obscure the sun, he can do that too, lol, but he actively overlaps two separate realities to create a Twilight Field, LotR has no way to stop him from doing so.
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If you had ever played Wind Waker, you would know he's actually done this.
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Ganon also had the better portion of his power sealed when he accomplished this, so I, nor anyone else, could give a hot shit how piss scared you are of having this brought up.
And none of that has anything to do with those shadow crystals that act in spite of the light.
Nor anything to do with Twibeasts Alienfukin their way to victory. Any of the mooks in the army.
Never said solo, just part of the equation. And here's why. The humanoids (any bipedal roughly on par with a human) won't do jack. Apart from some apparent super ork you're hinting at, they are all vastly weaker than Link. Link whose slashes barely even hurt a Gordon's underbelly, while sparks fly off. That's blade resistance from a superhuman, so these swords, axes and arrows will barely phase one. And that's assuming they hit from the weaker front side, certain doom for any melee combatants. There's also tanking large explosions and the blunt force of their own strikes.
Just look at that cave troll and how it took on 4 hobbits, 2 humans, a dwarf, an elf and a wizard iirc. They had no strength feats besides size and were not that durable.
You'd need the higher tier to take them.
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No, that isn't how it works. Hyrule's is thrown out of balance when the light is stolen but twilight magic can't steal the sun. That is the source of light in Lotr.
Arrows, etc. travel with greater force than Link's sword strikes due to their speed. We also have super human strngth from trolls, Etc. We have no feats of the gorons taking down armies. You can pretend these guys are super invulnerable when they simply aren't. We have seen link ko'd from weakerBulbin mooks.
Gandalf at his best took on a Balrog who the rest of his party could not affect due to his power. The party beat the cave troll and did not lose a man. Far less than a cave troll has Ko'd andbeaen Link.
It's relevant when WW Ganon has less of his power, and accomplished this despite such.
Now, instead of perpetually leaning on broken continuity as an excuse to be ignorant, how about getting the f**k up (figuratively) and doing some damn research so you don't commit repeat necrophilia on these old threads out of fear? You make me yawn with this shit.
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