The setting is a night club located in an amalgamated city of Metropolis/Gotham/New York. The night club has a hefty number of dancing beautiful, hot, eligible women. In a table at the corner of the club sits:
Bruce Wayne (Bale)
Clark Kent (Cavill)
Hal Jordan (Reynolds)
and on the opposite side of the club sits:
Tony Stark (RDJ)
Thor (Hemsworth)
Steve Rogers (Evans)
The challenge: Which team can get the most women's phone numbers before the night is over?
Rules: All heroes are in normal clothing. No costumes or armor. The heroes aren't allowed to use any powers but they are free to talk about their superhero identities and brag about their accomplishments.
In the case of a tie, a 30 min. extension period will be granted and the teams can bring in a 4th member to help out. DC's team gets Oliver Queen (Amell) and Marvel's team gets Loki (Hiddleston).
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Assuming the women have general knowledge of each character beforehand (Thor is a god, Steve is a war hero, Bats is a crimefighter and Bruce is a billionaire, etc.) I'll take Cap vs the field thank you very much.
Screw numbers, any American chick in their right mind would consider it the highest honor to get bagged by Captain America. They would be lining up hoping he sleeps with them then go and get his name tattooed on their asses right after. Their fathers would be proud of the fact that Cap had been inside their daughters. It would be like Cap had been inside them too, but in a completely heterosexual way of course.
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You guys are underestimating Bruce. Since when has Tony had a model on each arm during a hotel-buying spree? He also took an entire ballet of smoking hot Russian chicks halfway around the world on a moment's notice.
Bruce buys the club and threatens to cut off the alcohol supply if he doesn't get some pity pu**y.
Not sure if the "Bruce buying the club" tactic would work. Tony has just as much (if not more) money than Bruce. Plus add in Thor's gold and it's going to be pretty hard for Bruce to "buy" the club from competitors.
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