How would Nolanverse Batman fare against a variety of martial artists from movies? Assume this takes place in some abandoned warehouse, bare of any furniture or crates or whatever. No weapons, except what is explicitly included.
Batman has his normal get-up; armor and cape or whatever, but no gadgets.
His opponents;
1. Lee from Enter The Dragon. Lee has his nunchuks with him.
2. Terry Tsurugi from The Street Fighter. Normal outfit for him.
3. Ip Man from the movie of the same name.
4. Wong Fei Hung from Once Upon A Time In China.
5. Wong Fei Hung from Legend Of Drunken Master. Wong is tipsy, but has a gourd full of hooch.
6. Rocky Balboa. Rock is in his normal leg-breaker outfit.
7. Tommy Riordan from Warrior. Tommy is in his work-out clothes
8. Ting from Ong-Bak. Normal outfit for him.
9. Special Group Fight; Swan, Ajax, Snow, Cochise, Vermin, Fox and Rembrandt from The Warriors.
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Re: Re: Nolanverse Batman vs Movie Martial Artists
1.Yes, I mean Stallone. Boxing is a martial art, after all.
2. By leg-breaker outfit I mean the clothes he wore back in the first movie when he went around collecting money for the local loan shark, not his full out boxing gloves and trunks.
Boxing gloves don't make punches hurt less, they stop you from destroying your hands. The gloves would allow Rocky to punch the shit out of Batman's face without having to give a **** about hurting his hand.
Anyway, what exactly makes people think Lee from Enter the Dragon could beat Batman in full body armour? Lee is faster and more skilled, but Batman is bigger and stronger, and more importantly in full body-armour. He's liable to break his hand hitting Batman.
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