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Originally posted by Time Immemorial
And all you say is

Precog.

Force speed.

Force choke.

Thor dead.

It's like watching a retard trying to hump a doorknob. laughing


That's pretty much it. Force speed>Thor speed, Jedi TK> Thor srength.

Still waiting for a Thor feat where he resisted TK. This has been dodged repeatedly. Address it. Prove to me that Thor can resist TK and I'll gladly eat my words.


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Originally posted by NemeBro
You haven't been able to respond to any of my posts since the second page.

So basically you're a cowardly old man who can only ad hominem people's posts in an attempt to downplay them.

Fact: Jedi in the movies are slower than Thor.

Fact: No Jedi has telekinetically handled something as strong as Thor.

Fact: Any of Thor's attacks probably will one-shot any Jedi.

Fact: Thor wins the majority of encounters with any movieverse Jedi.


Quote said posts and I will destroy them.

Lol, huh? I've done nothing of the sort.

Fact: No, Jedi are much fatster than Thor, except for flight speed.

Fact: Strength does not overcome TK.

Fact: True, but there's no way he tags a Jedi.

Fact: Nah, not against Jedi like Obi Wan and Anakin.



Another fact: The Thorwanking here has gotten way out of hand. Don't get mad at me because I routinely destroy any and all arguments for Thot beating a Jedi.


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That's pretty much it. Force speed>Thor speed, Jedi TK> Thor srength.

Still waiting for a Thor feat where he resisted TK. This has been dodged repeatedly. Address it. Prove to me that Thor can resist TK and I'll gladly eat my words.


You dodged this as usual. And I'm pretty sure the Anakin wanking has gone way above. Its not Thor wanking to say Thor can kill Anakin, its Anakin wanking to say he can kill Thor. Get how that works retard?

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Afraid I'll need proof of TK overcoming someone with superhuman strength. Asgardian level superhuman strength, mind you. Post a scene where a jedi, any jedi has overcome someone with superhuman strength with TK.

Heck, if it was that easy then jedi's would just levitate each other off the ground all the time. Throw around droids and stormtroopers every which way and not bother with lightsabers. But the fact that they barely use it and only use it in short bursts show that it has it's limitations.

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Originally posted by The Spleen
Quote said posts and I will destroy them.


Find them yourself old man. thumb up

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Lol, huh? I've done nothing of the sort.


It's all you can do old man. thumb up

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Fact: No, Jedi are much fatster than Thor, except for flight speed.


Prove they are faster than a guy who can deflect beams that can reach cloud height in a moment. thumb up

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Fact: Strength does not overcome TK.


Prove their TK can overcome super strength. thumb up

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Fact: True, but there's no way he tags a Jedi.


He's faster with AOE attacks, he tags them. They die. thumb up

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Another fact: The Thorwanking here has gotten way out of hand. Don't get mad at me because I routinely destroy any and all arguments for Thot beating a Jedi.


Cry moar pussy.


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It really all depends on the jedi.
Satele Shan
Aryn Leneer
Kao Cen Durach
Ven Zallow
Obi Wan
Anakin
Plo Koon
Kit Fisto
Mace Windu
Yoda
Quinlin Vos
Luminara Unduli
Shaak Ti
Ki Adi Mundi
Rahn Kota
Luke Skywalker
Cade Skywalker
Jaina Solo
Jacen Solo
Kyle Katarn

Those are just to name a few that would completely wreck the Asguardians


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Originally posted by WildBantha88
It really all depends on the jedi.
Satele Shan
Aryn Leneer
Kao Cen Durach
Ven Zallow
Obi Wan
Anakin
Plo Koon
Kit Fisto
Mace Windu
Yoda
Quinlin Vos
Luminara Unduli
Shaak Ti
Ki Adi Mundi
Rahn Kota
Luke Skywalker
Cade Skywalker
Jaina Solo
Jacen Solo
Kyle Katarn

Those are just to name a few that would completely wreck the Asguardians


Not in a lifetime. You talking about dudes that have some TK ability and tricks vs superhumans with weapons and powers like gods.

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EU higher end Jedi would beat the movieverse Asgardians tho


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EU higher end Jedi would beat the movieverse Asgardians tho


And comic book Thor would beat any Jedi.

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I'm baffled that people think super strength can somehow counter TK. All the strength in the world will be pretty much irrelevant when a Jedi uses TK to lift them in the air.

Of course, Thor can fly witch should allow him to escape such a tactic.

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Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Not in a lifetime. You talking about dudes that have some TK ability and tricks vs superhumans with weapons and powers like gods.
Lemme break it down for you.

Satele Shan, tutaminus (absorbing energy with her hands) Telekineticly blasted away the wall of a cliff, foresight, telepathic domination, and crushed huge droids into small little ball with a gesture of the hand

Arynn Leneer, Slowed down time so that a millisecond lasted a minute. during this time she appeared in multiple places at once she was moving so fast, threw a 6 car tram with the force, block lightning with her lightsaber and is a masterful swordswoman

Kao Cen Darach, threw heavy objects casually with the force, blocked lightning with his lightsaber, great swordmaster

Ven Zallow can take a hell of a lot of punishment, master swordsman

Obi-wan one of the greatest swordsmen ever, fast enough to block 20 strikes per second, matched anakins force push, takes a lot of damage

Anakin masterful swordsman, a lot of raw power, really strong, really strong telekinesis

Plo Koon defeated Ventress (an extremely skilled lightsaber duelist) with one hand behind his back. Electric judgment

Kit Fisto, defeated grievous so really freaking skilled swordsman, powerful telekinesis

Mace Windu Matched Palaptine in a lightsaber duel, so fast that he appears to wield multiple blades, destroys droids by punching them, very powerful telekinesis, shatterpoint (see the weakness in anything)

Yoda battle meditation, force waves that can destroy armies, forced two droid dropships to clash into each other, tutaminus, really freaking fast, one of the greatest swordsmen to ever exist

Vos masterful swords man with good telekenisis

Luminara Unduli nearly unbreakable defense

Shaak Ti, Masterful swordswoman, turned an entire planet into a lightside nexus just by living on it, telepathic domination of large beats, very high tolerance for pain

Rahn Kota good swordman deflect lightning, gave starkiller a good fight

Luke Skywalker strongest jedi to ever live nuff said.

and im getting bored of typing all this up so I hope your getting the picture

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In what movie did Obi-wan block 20 attacks in a second?


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oh right this is only going by the movies,


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I'm baffled that people think super strength can somehow counter TK. All the strength in the world will be pretty much irrelevant when a Jedi uses TK to lift them in the air.

Of course, Thor can fly witch should allow him to escape such a tactic.


Honestly, you know the whole TK versus established strength levels is tricky to debate, imo.


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I'm baffled that people think super strength can somehow counter TK. All the strength in the world will be pretty much irrelevant when a Jedi uses TK to lift them in the air.

Of course, Thor can fly witch should allow him to escape such a tactic.
Indeed on the first part.

As for the second, a Jedi cna force hold much faster than it takes Thor to take flight.


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Indeed on the first part.

As for the second, a Jedi cna force hold much faster than it takes Thor to take flight.


He was never shown to force hold anyone on Thor's level, and he cannot stop the hammer. Maul could not even stop Obi Wan's movement for longer then a second.

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He was never shown to force hold anyone on Thor's level, and he cannot stop the hammer. Maul could not even stop Obi Wan's movement for longer then a second.


Again, read what ares said about TK versus brute strength.

They don't need to stop the hammer, they'll simply dodge it.

Maul never tried.


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Again, read what ares said about TK versus brute strength.

They don't need to stop the hammer, they'll simply dodge it.

Maul never tried.


He did try, go back and watch the scene. Force held from advancing forward.

Min 1:07

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He did try, go back and watch the scene. Force held from advancing forward.

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Lol, no. Obi Wan feinted an attack and pulled back. At no time did Maul try to repel him via force TK.


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Lol, no. Obi Wan feinted an attack and pulled back. At no time did Maul try to repel him via force TK.


Well I tried to make an argument for your force TK, but apparently you can't even cross a bridge about it. So if that was not force hold then you got nothing else.

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In what movie did Obi-wan block 20 attacks in a second?


Episode 3, against Grievous. It's it the novelisation

Though 20 strikes per second isn't all that fast


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