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Riddle me this
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Ushgarak
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Awwww. Are you sure? Look again...


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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"

"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"

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Phoenix
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well, one answer is its a penguin, but its not the answer im looking for...


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Ushgarak
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Skunk?


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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"

"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"

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Phoenix
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nope... think religous...


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yerssot
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a religious skunk?
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Ushgarak
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Nun rolling down a hill?


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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"

"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"

BtVS
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Phoenix
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yup!! and the follow up is...

whats black and white and goes haha?


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yerssot
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a black guy in a white suit, laughing?
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What Ush said, but laughing.


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Ushgarak
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Penguin who pushed the nun?


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Here's a joke I remembered:

One time at this convent. There were 100 nuns. One morning the mother superior called all the nuns into the chapel for a meeting. The mother said "Last night, we had a man on the property!" 99 nuns said "oh no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother continued " We know that man spent the night with one of you!" 99 nuns said "oh no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother then said "We also know that he had sexual intercourse with one of you because , we found his condom!" 99 nuns said "on no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother then said "but we have some news for whoever it was , the condom had a hole in it!" And 1 nun said "oh, no!" and 99 nuns said "hee hee!!!!!"
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quote:
Originally posted by Omegaman
Here's a joke I remembered:

One time at this convent. There were 100 nuns. One morning the mother superior called all the nuns into the chapel for a meeting. The mother said "Last night, we had a man on the property!" 99 nuns said "oh no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother continued " We know that man spent the night with one of you!" 99 nuns said "oh no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother then said "We also know that he had sexual intercourse with one of you because , we found his condom!" 99 nuns said "on no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother then said "but we have some news for whoever it was , the condom had a hole in it!" And 1 nun said "oh, no!" and 99 nuns said "hee hee!!!!!"


Funny and slightly troublesome. Good work Omegaman.


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Why troublesome?
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Corran
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Condoms with holes in, it's a bad thought.


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You been to a convent lately,Corran, you sound guilty!
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any more guesses?
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Corran
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quote:
Originally posted by Omegaman
You been to a convent lately,Corran, you sound guilty!
*points at self and looks around* What me? no, no I don't think so.


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Phoenix
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quote:
Originally posted by Ushgarak
Penguin who pushed the nun?


kinda... its the nun that pushed the first nun...


it was immensly funny when i was five...


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yerssot
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I believe that smile
any more riddles phoe?
Old Post Jun 26th, 2003 05:47 PM
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Phoenix
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what is annoying, belgian and sticky...?

(this has two answers!)


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