Gender: Male Location: The Throne Of The House Of El
State Of The House Of El Address 2015
It is time for the annual state of The House of El address.
As the Ruler of The House of El I am glad to report that the state of our house is well. The clans that used to oppress and openly insult us have been largely eradicated!
The Thor Corps is no more with only Celeygha and Damborgson holding on to the wilted embers. The Gammites are decimated with Carver and Psycho Gundam warring between themselves over crumbs. The Glinting Bastards are down to one member who shall soon be broken. Last and certainly least are the Thanosi! Insane Titan has been ANNIHILATED and the coward Quanchi has fled the forum out of fear of our dominance!
THIS is the Golden Age of The House of El and our dominance will continue for many years to come!
All good news but shouldn't Time Immemorial be giving this address instead of you? I thought he was the ruler.
__________________ Darwin's theory of evolution is the great white elephant of contemporary thought. It is large, completely useless, and the object of superstitious awe.-Dr. David Berlinski, Philosophy
Most people believe Evolution not because they themselves are dumb, but cause they trust the "experts" who are feeding them evolutionary fast food, and so they don't bother questioning whether or not it's true.
Gender: Male Location: The Throne Of The House Of El
In my absence earlier this year, the lecherous lizard known as, Badabing, and his lackey, Pr attempted a coup using, Time. It failed, miserably as both Generals T.C. McCabe and Boardwalker ruled during my absence.