My friend thinks Bourne is skilled enought to easily kill comic book versions of Batman, Elektra and many other CB street levels while being blindfolded.... So I decided to make this thread.
Round 1: Pure H2H.
Round 2: Cap gets his shield and Bourne gets a pen made of steel and a magazine.
Cap kept a helicopter from flying off and was running around 40mph and Bourne is just a normal man. Cap could beat ten Jason Bournes with little trouble.
cap cannot fight faster than a professional fighter or the stick fighter that rambo kicked his ass
and we all knows that rambo and any professional fighter would get their ass kicked by bourne
cap isnt a bullettimer nor have better reflexes than aaron cross who can see hypersonic missile flying in slow motion. being a bullettimer doesnt make you a peak human either. deathstroke is a bulletimer and much faster than cap and he still got tagged by an arrow. mr. miyagi casually catched an arrow without trying and arrows flies faster than 250mph. considering cap isnt faster than slade, he cannot dodge or catch arrows either. and i wouldnt put miyagi above bourne either
bourne picks a ballpoint and stabs him 10000000 times in less than a sec. them puts the pencilcap back on the pen. steves blood flows from the holes
put cap against castel and cap would get decapitated in less than 5 nanosecs
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For crying out loud, Cap beat Spider-Man. Spider-Man! Cap would beat Bourne faster than he beat Batroc, and that only took a few seconds once he got serious.
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