I'd rather kill and prepare 10 cats than unknowingly eat a dog.
But, if I ever had to get a new animal for a kid or something, I'd def get a cat. Kittens are pretty funny I guess. Adult cats are fukking retards though. You grow to hate them I believe.
Cats are like bitchy women, but without the sex [unless you're a Spiderman fan]
No reason to have them in your house, since there's a far superior version [dogs].
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Sorry for your losses everybody. I'll want one when I move from apartment to house, but I'm reluctant just thinking about how awful it'll be when I outlive it.
I did that to a friend's cat. She had claws and kept scratching me, as I kept spinning, pushing, turning etc. just to piss her off.
Most satisfying pain ever.
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Am I the first poster to edit my previous post to reply to a future post? We should only talk like this, in an editing loop.
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I'd get a cat if I had a mice problem I think. Other than that, it'd need to be for someone else.
Speaking of mean things, when I was a wee lad my brother in law used to spin his cats really fast on the kitchen floor. It was something to behold and it stuck in my mind everytime I think of someone being mean to cats.
Kind of curious if that's a widespread enough thing to be on Youtube...
When I had my 16-17 year old cat, I didn't have to be mean to it because my dog would annihilate it the second she heard it do anything retarded or I got mad.
When I took it with me all it did was destroy things. Catching that cat on the counter and then blocking it from leaving the kitchen was a good bonding moment for the dog and cat.
That's the cat that turned me from a cat kid. ****ing thing started shitting on the floor too, so he went. I would have gladly had my dog live that long and only had that issue...
That cat also once beat me up when I was teasing it with a giant candy cane when I was like 12-ish... looking back I don't even know why I took him with me. Glad he's dead
It was so cute, trying to scratch out my eyes with its declawed paws.
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I have a cat. Got suckered into adopting it. It's a Maine Coon. The thing is huge. It weighs at least 20 pounds and is fit. It's body is almost 2 feet long, not counting the tail.
He follows me around like a dog and listens to a few commands like lay down and eat. The thing eats like a horse. Costs me about $120 per month to feed. Friendliest cat I've ever seen.
The thing could probably hunt it's food for free. Seen a few regular house cats that come and go as they please, because they're so self sufficient hunting the fields.
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Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.
Man, I miss Mungi's dog, he had the best cosplays in this forum.
I only have a cat (and I obviously prefer dogs, like any normal person) but I brainwashed him into being the most dog like he can be. So it comes out a bit as if he was an emotionally deprived pet or something, but he still likes me (the idiot).
The good thing about cats, is they're nice if a bee's around. Swats those suckers away.
__________________ What CDTM believes;
Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.
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