3 clams Bing
Step 1: Take the Bing and place him between your fingers to be used like chopsticks.
Step 2: Using the second Bing, gently pull on the faeces to remove from your posterior until bowels have been completely emptied.
Step 3: Using the third Bing, scrape away any fecal remnants from your posterior.
Step 4: Dispose of all 3 Bings in the toilet and flush.
Step 5: April fools Bing. uhuh