My penis is my gift. I cant **** it up by putting things in it, it might damage my urethra and have long term damage. It will also make my urethra hole wider over time and will look disgusting
I am getting tired of all this vaccine shit 24/7 every second of the day, dude I'll avoid people like the plague they are if you will shut the f ck up about this stuff.
So to test a theory I have about how people nowadays don't pay any attention to anything other than screens or phones or TVs I was sitting in my office upstairs and my girlfriend and her friends were downstairs in the living room watching some chick flick, I was like "none of these people will even notice me going to the kitchen to get a drink even if I was completely naked."
So I got naked and for the extra fun factor put a 8 inch plug in me bum, got the old willy wonka nice and hard and started downstairs. The end of the stairs is the beginning of the living room, the couch faces the big screen and all anyone has to do is turn around and I'm caught, I even walked like normal, the floor has creaks it's an older house, I get halfway to the kitchen doorway and spin around and give a couple spirited wanks... nothing. I shrug and continue tot he kitchen where I fill up my water bottle making clinking/clanking noises in the sink... nothing.
You people are zombies plain and simple. I notice everything, a little creak, the wind blowing weird, anything. No one creeps up on me. I'm a curtain peeker when I lived in town nothing my neighbors did went unnoticed.
Wake up ya fvcks, someone might be naked behind you.
I got a bunch of health insurance stuff in the mail, they really need someone at their office to read everything and then write a little TL;DR summary for regular people that don't speak bureaucracy fluently.
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Jul 23rd, 2021 11:14 PM
