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Batman (The Dark Knight) vs a Grizzly bear
This begins with an enormous savage grizzly bear on the loose in Gotham City.
Dec 11th, 2019 01:03 PM
Surtur
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I don't see him beating a bear, not unless he carries some knockout gas or something on him and I've just forgotten about it.
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Dec 11th, 2019 01:09 PM
Psychotron
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Without gadgets or some kind of weapon Bruce gets mauled.
Dec 11th, 2019 01:49 PM
KingD19
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Watch h1 say Bruce has a better chance than Cap.
Dec 11th, 2019 01:49 PM
h1a8
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
Watch h1 say Bruce has a better chance than Cap.
Troll
Cap was against Six bears with NO SHIELD.
Batman is against ONE bear, with armor and gadgets (explosives, etc).
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Dec 11th, 2019 03:48 PM
TheVaultDweller
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Based on the lazy OP, this seems like a random encounter, so Batman probably runs it over with one of his vehicles.
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Dec 11th, 2019 03:53 PM
KingD19
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by h1a8
Troll
Cap was against Six bears with NO SHIELD.
Batman is against ONE bear, with armor and gadgets (explosives, etc).
His armor barely protected him from some rottweilers. A grizzly will slice through it like butter.
As for his gadgets, he doesn't seem to carry anything standard that can do more than momentarily inconvenience the bear.
Also, he's slow as hell in a direct confrontation.
If they went toe to toe, he'd get eaten. But like Vault said, he probably runs it over with the Batmobile.
Dec 11th, 2019 04:00 PM
BruceSkywalker
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baleman gets mauled to death
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Dec 11th, 2019 10:02 PM
h1a8
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
His armor barely protected him from some rottweilers. A grizzly will slice through it like butter.
As for his gadgets, he doesn't seem to carry anything standard that can do more than momentarily inconvenience the bear.
Also, he's slow as hell in a direct confrontation.
If they went toe to toe, he'd get eaten. But like Vault said, he probably runs it over with the Batmobile.
Prove that the dogs penetrated the armor to break his skin.
Prove that the dogs did any damage to the armor.
If Batman has any explosives then he wins easily.
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Dec 12th, 2019 02:24 AM
Silent Master
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by h1a8
Prove that the dogs penetrated the armor to break his skin.
Prove that the dogs did any damage to the armor.
If Batman has any explosives then he wins easily.
Why don't you post clips that prove Batman has explosives as part of his standard equipment and that he could use them successfully during combat.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Dec 12th, 2019 03:05 AM
h1a8
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Silent Master
Why don't you post clips that prove Batman has explosives as part of his standard equipment and that he could use them successfully during combat.
What part of "If" you do not understand? Why do you love to troll?
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Dec 12th, 2019 04:25 AM
Silent Master
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by h1a8
What part of "If" you do not understand? Why do you love to troll?
You mean that you don't know what this Batman's standard gear is, are you debating characters you know nothing about again?
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Dec 12th, 2019 05:56 AM
KingD19
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by h1a8
Prove that the dogs penetrated the armor to break his skin.
Prove that the dogs did any damage to the armor.
If Batman has any explosives then he wins easily.
I swear, I don't know if you're dumb, forgetful, lazy, or all three. This was a decent plot point of the movie.
The first time he went up against them one bit him on the arm so bad it left a scar and caused him to reinforce his armor. You can even see the still bloody spot on his arm when he jumps off the parking deck to catch Scarecrow.
The second time he fought them(with Joker), they mauled him so bad that Joker had like 30 seconds to just wail on him with a pipe. And after the fight, you could see the bite marks and damage they'd left all over his body, even with the improved armor.
Your turn.
Dec 12th, 2019 07:14 AM
steverules_2
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Silent Master
Why don't you post clips that prove Batman has explosives as part of his standard equipment and that he could use them successfully during combat.
Well he had this but wouldn’t say it was his “standard equipment”
He only used it once and not in combat
https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Sticky_Bomb_Gun
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Dec 12th, 2019 07:49 AM
riv6672
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Ooh, a new bear thread. Sweet.
Anyway, Bale dies. He couldn’t even handle a few dogs.
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Dec 12th, 2019 10:15 AM
TheVaultDweller
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by riv6672
Ooh, a new bear thread. Sweet.
Anyway, Bale dies. He couldn’t even handle a few dogs.
I'm still waiting for someone to make Luke Cage vs Baloo thread, or something along those lines, next.
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Dec 12th, 2019 10:43 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
I'm still waiting for someone to make Luke Cage vs Baloo thread, or something along those lines, next.
I tried a Cap Vs Iorek Byrnison thread, but no one wanted to debate an actual fight.
I get it, though, these obvious stomps are way more fun!
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Dec 12th, 2019 11:33 AM
h1a8
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
I swear, I don't know if you're dumb, forgetful, lazy, or all three. This was a decent plot point of the movie.
The first time he went up against them one bit him on the arm so bad it left a scar and caused him to reinforce his armor. You can even see the still bloody spot on his arm when he jumps off the parking deck to catch Scarecrow.
The second time he fought them(with Joker), they mauled him so bad that Joker had like 30 seconds to just wail on him with a pipe. And after the fight, you could see the bite marks and damage they'd left all over his body, even with the improved armor.
Your turn.
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Dec 12th, 2019 07:32 PM
h1a8
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
I swear, I don't know if you're dumb, forgetful, lazy, or all three. This was a decent plot point of the movie.
The first time he went up against them one bit him on the arm so bad it left a scar and caused him to reinforce his armor. You can even see the still bloody spot on his arm when he jumps off the parking deck to catch Scarecrow.
The second time he fought them(with Joker), they mauled him so bad that Joker had like 30 seconds to just wail on him with a pipe. And after the fight, you could see the bite marks and damage they'd left all over his body, even with the improved armor.
Your turn.
Prove it. Show me the bite marks, show me the injury to Batman from the jokers dogs.
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Dec 12th, 2019 07:33 PM
KingD19
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by h1a8
Prove it. Show me the bite marks, show me the injury to Batman from the jokers dogs.
Do your due diligence and watch Dark Knight. I'm not finding the scenes for you because you refuse to watch it. You do this every single time just because you never watch the movies you want to debate.
Dec 12th, 2019 08:11 PM
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