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the holy ghost is sperm... did I get that right?
In a sense, yes. Ghost sperm.


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Jesus said I and the father are one. That means three conjunctions can form the trinity.
So when someone doesn’t know something and try’s to answer that there can be three answers that are right for the persons own benefit.


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You're so weird, WM.


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In a sense, yes. Ghost sperm.
I see. It's a glorification of impregnation. I'm not surprised. erm


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You're so weird, WM.
Nah, he is a fellow brother in Christ.


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Re: Re: Someone explain the Trinity, logically to me.

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Very easy.

God = The supreme being

Jesus = God's son

The Holy Ghost = An expression of god's love (what impregnated Mary, Jesus' mum)

The Trinity = God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost are the same, but also separate. Like water can be a liquid, a solid or a gas. Gas! Gas


God slept with Mary to have Jesus, but God is Jesus, so Jesus had sex with His own mother to conceive Himself. Try running the DNA on that crime scene!


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God slept with Mary to have Jesus, but God is Jesus, so Jesus had sex with His own mother to conceive Himself. Try running the DNA on that crime scene!
No. If the story is true, then God was some bastard who ****ed Mary when Joe wasn't watching and gave birth to Jeebus who told a lotta shit.


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Actually, the Bible makes it clear that Mary was formed without male support at all.

Hence, her husband thought she was having an affair at first.


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Actually, the Bible makes it clear that Mary was formed without male support at all.

Hence, her husband thought she was having an affair at first.
conception without a male? that makes no sense!


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Nah, he is a fellow brother in Christ.



No, he is really weird. He may or may not actually be a Christian but it's obvious he's a really weird guy. If you think otherwise then you haven't read very many of his cryptic posts.


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God says a kingdom divided cannot stand. When you take one trait of a person and try to ruin it like being weird you are knowingly disobeying Jesus.


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there is no god. urrgh!


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there is no god. urrgh!



Wrong.


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conception without a male? that makes no sense!
It does. God is omnipotent, therefore, he can do whatever the hell he wants. laughing out loud

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No, he is really weird. He may or may not actually be a Christian but it's obvious he's a really weird guy. If you think otherwise then you haven't read very many of his cryptic posts.
Eh, I can be weird too. Still love the guy though. laughing out loud

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there is no god. urrgh!
Suit yourself bucko. Hopefully you change your mind one day. smile


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Thanks. Man is made in the image of God.


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Thanks. Man is made in the image of God.



Why can't all of your posts be as easy to understand as what you said here?


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The unexamined life...’


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A male fu cks a female and the sperm goes into the womb, penetrates the egg and then the egg settles in the womb and turns into another life-form. This is basic biology. So how can you tell me Jesus was born from a virgin without mentioning your other made up friends?


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A male fu cks a female and the sperm goes into the womb, penetrates the egg and then the egg settles in the womb and turns into another life-form. This is basic biology. So how can you tell me Jesus was born from a virgin without mentioning your other made up friends?



Neither the Holy Spirit or Mary were "made up" which you will find out the hard way on Judgment Day.


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