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Laugh Bats are birds? XD

Leviticus 11: 19
13“And these you shall detest among the birds;a they shall not be eaten; they are detestable: the eagle,b the bearded vulture, the black vulture, 14the kite, the falcon of any kind, 15every raven of any kind, 16the ostrich, the nighthawk, the sea gull, the hawk of any kind, 17the little owl, the cormorant, the short-eared owl, 18the barn owl, the tawny owl, the carrion vulture, 19the stork, the heron of any kind, the hoopoe, and the bat.

Deuteronomy 14: 18
11 You may eat any clean bird. 12 But these you may not eat: the eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, 13 the red kite, the black kite, any kind of falcon,14 any kind of raven, 15 the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, 16 the little owl, the great owl, the white owl, 17 the desert owl, the osprey, the cormorant, 18 the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat.

Isaiah 2: 20
20 In that day mankind will cast away their idols of silver and their idols of gold, which they made for themselves to worship, to the moles and to the bats, 21 to enter the caverns of the rocks and the clefts of the cliffs, from before the terror of the LORD, and from the splendor of his majesty, when he rises to terrify the earth.


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God doesn't give a shit about how we classify animals.

He classifies them in His own way which is also why whales are considered fish according to biblical classification and yes, why bats are considered birds.

They fly and they have wings and they're not bugs so yeah, guess God chooses to classify them as birds.

Plants are also not considered to be alive in the biblical sense despite the fact we think of them as being alive.


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Paleontologists have tried to turn Archaeopteryx into an earth bound feathered dinosaur. But it is not. It is a bird, a perching bird. And no amount of 'paleobabble' is going to change that.-- Alan Feduccia-a world authority on birds, quoted in "Archaeopteryx:Early Bird Catches a Can of Worms," Science 1994, p.764-765

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God doesn't give a shit about how we classify animals.

He classifies them in His own way which is also why whales are considered fish according to biblical classification and yes, why bats are considered birds.

They fly and they have wings and they're not bugs so yeah, guess God chooses to classify them as birds.

Plants are also not considered to be alive in the biblical sense despite the fact we think of them as being alive.
I'll remember this quote that basically you're saying you're imaginary God makes it up due to lack of knowledge.


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At least God doesn't classify birds as "dinosaurs" lmfao. laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing


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What about pterodactyls, They fly and they have wings and they're not bugs so yeah, guess God chooses to classify them as birds.


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