The scary thing, I just got abible yesterday (Confirmation gift) and I looked through it and found some connections to the Matrix. This maybe the only way I'll read the bible. If it wasn;t for the Matrix, I would of burned it by now.
you know you watch too much matrix when you call your lawyer "agent smith" i did that once, he made me mad and i said it behind his back secretly making kung foo movements, shame on me.
Gender: Male Location: somewhere far far away from you
you know you watch too much matrix when you
-feel the desire to "wake up" everyday
-try to fight w/your friends so you can "truly know" them
-try to run on walls and kick things
-try to jump and land upside down on the ceiling
-slide over the turning things at subway stations all cool-like
-carry a ridiculous amount of semi and fully automatic guns through metal detectors
-carry a ridiculous amount of semi and fully automatic guns in a night club
-pretty much carry a ridiculous amount of semi and fully automatic guns anywhere
-stare at a blank computer screen for hours trying to see the words "wake up..."
-post on this forum...j/k, lol
try to copy yourself on your teachers
try to move the remote with your mind
eat lots of cookies
try to use a pole as weapon
use sunglasses when it's raining
-When its raining you go out in only a leather trenchcoat and glasses.
You wear glasses everywhere.
-You have every variation of sunglasses including agent smith's,which you wear if you feel an insatiable urge to take over the matrix and stuff.
-You have every variation of the matrix character's clothes and wear them according to your mood.
-You listen to music on your computer, and fall asleep,hoping to wake up to the words "wake up."
-You buy a whole house full of white rabbits and keep tracking devices on all of them.
Gender: Male Location: Wherever fine candy is sold!
You know you watch too much matrix when you start calling the operator and asking for building schematics/exits/instructions for flying helicopters, etc.
How do you know if you watch too much Matrix. By posting on this forum, my family thinks I'm crazy. Should I be worried, or is this normal KMF behavior?