Evolution Review
by Dustin Putman (FilmFan16 AT aol DOT com)June 14th, 2001
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Evolution * * (out of * * * * )
Directed by Ivan Reitman.
Cast: David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, Seann William Scott, Julianne Moore, Ted
Levine, Dan Aykroyd, Ethan Suplee, Michael Ray Bower, Katharine Towne, Sarah
Silverman.
2001 - 97 minutes
Rated PG-13 (for profanity and violence).
Reviewed by Dustin Putman, June 8, 2001.
In an attempt to rehash the formula he hit gold with in 1984, director Ivan
Reitman's "Evolution" plays out like a present-day version of "Ghostbusters,"
replacing ghosts with fast-evolving aliens. While all of the stock characters
are present, as well as similar plot developments, the film is absent of
anything remotely witty or original. Tellingly, the jokes fly fast and
furious throughout, but the number of comedic moments that actually work can
be counted on one hand.
The movie opens with slacker Wayne Green (Seann William Scott) out in the
middle of the Arizona desert practicing for his impending test to become a
firefighter, when a giant meteor crashes to earth. Hot on the case is college
professors Ira Kane (David Duchovny) and Harry Block (Orlando Jones), who
discover that the meteorite has unleashed a number of single-celled alien
organisms that are growing, and multiplying, at a rapid rate. Before long,
these gradually growing creatures have begun to take over the sleepy town,
and if Ira, Harry, and Wayne, with the added help of clumsy Dr. Allison Reed
(Julianne Moore), don't find a way to stop them, it will mean the extinction
of mankind within two months.
The idea behind "Evolution"--that of quick-producing aliens irresolutely
taking over earth--is not a particularly new one ("Gremlins," anyone?), but
it has enough promise that it's too bad screenwriters David Diamond, David
Weissman, and Don Jakoby botch the results. Originally conceived as a serious
sci-fi picture, my guess is once director Reitman came aboard, he had a
little something to do with its switch in genres. On the basis of what has
shown up onscreen, it was the wrong choice. While "Ghostbusters" was able to
mix scares with laughs, "Evolution" falls flat on both counts, and ends up
being uninspired.
Reitman has appointed an impressive cast, but all of the actors have done far
stronger work. In fact, most of the performances leave something to be
desired. David Duchovny (2000's "Return to Me") toplines the film as Ira
Kane, a science professor who once worked with the government, and he's a
genuine bore. In too many of Duchovny's big-screen roles, he is a
good-looking face vacant of a personality. Seann William Scott (2000's "Dude,
Where's My Car?") repeats the same type of character he has played in every
movie on his resume (including 1999's "American Pie"), and does little else.
And Julianne Moore (2001's "Hannibal") is woefully misused as Dr. Allison
Reed, a cute klutz whose main character trait is that she falls down and runs
into doors a lot. Moore is so much better than what this weak material
provides. Only Orlando Jones (2001's "Say It Isn't So") stands out as Harry
Block, who knows very well when things get dangerous that black men are the
first to go in these situations. Jones is a comic delight, and his appearance
is superior to anything else here.
"Evolution" isn't a total washout, but it is an overall waste of time. There
is nothing offered that hasn't been done better in other movies, and at 97
minutes (including credits), it's over just as its momentum has begun to
build. Not helping matters is that the entire first half is slow and
generally monotonous, as tension escalates--to nothing. Reitman may have
wanted to make a "Ghostbusters" for the new millennium, but what he has done
with "Evolution," instead, is made a low-rent version of "Men in Black."
- Copyright 2001 by Dustin Putman
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<BR></B>Directed by Ivan Reitman.
<BR>Cast: David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, Seann William Scott, Julianne Moore, Ted
<BR>Levine, Dan Aykroyd, Ethan Suplee, Michael Ray Bower, Katharine Towne, Sarah
<BR>Silverman.
<BR>2001 - 97 minutes
<BR>Rated PG-13 (for profanity and violence).
<BR>Reviewed by Dustin Putman, June 8, 2001.
<BR>
<BR>In an attempt to rehash the formula he hit gold with in 1984, director Ivan
<BR>Reitman's "Evolution" plays out like a present-day version of "Ghostbusters,"
<BR>replacing ghosts with fast-evolving aliens. While all of the stock characters
<BR>are present, as well as similar plot developments, the film is absent of
<BR>anything remotely witty or original. Tellingly, the jokes fly fast and
<BR>furious throughout, but the number of comedic moments that actually work can
<BR>be counted on one hand.
<BR>
<BR>The movie opens with slacker Wayne Green (Seann William Scott) out in the
<BR>middle of the Arizona desert practicing for his impending test to become a
<BR>firefighter, when a giant meteor crashes to earth. Hot on the case is college
<BR>professors Ira Kane (David Duchovny) and Harry Block (Orlando Jones), who
<BR>discover that the meteorite has unleashed a number of single-celled alien
<BR>organisms that are growing, and multiplying, at a rapid rate. Before long,
<BR>these gradually growing creatures have begun to take over the sleepy town,
<BR>and if Ira, Harry, and Wayne, with the added help of clumsy Dr. Allison Reed
<BR>(Julianne Moore), don't find a way to stop them, it will mean the extinction
<BR>of mankind within two months.
<BR>
<BR>The idea behind "Evolution"--that of quick-producing aliens irresolutely
<BR>taking over earth--is not a particularly new one ("Gremlins," anyone?), but
<BR>it has enough promise that it's too bad screenwriters David Diamond, David
<BR>Weissman, and Don Jakoby botch the results. Originally conceived as a serious
<BR>sci-fi picture, my guess is once director Reitman came aboard, he had a
<BR>little something to do with its switch in genres. On the basis of what has
<BR>shown up onscreen, it was the wrong choice. While "Ghostbusters" was able to
<BR>mix scares with laughs, "Evolution" falls flat on both counts, and ends up
<BR>being uninspired.
<BR>
<BR>Reitman has appointed an impressive cast, but all of the actors have done far
<BR>stronger work. In fact, most of the performances leave something to be
<BR>desired. David Duchovny (2000's "Return to Me") toplines the film as Ira
<BR>Kane, a science professor who once worked with the government, and he's a
<BR>genuine bore. In too many of Duchovny's big-screen roles, he is a
<BR>good-looking face vacant of a personality. Seann William Scott (2000's "Dude,
<BR>Where's My Car?") repeats the same type of character he has played in every
<BR>movie on his resume (including 1999's "American Pie"), and does little else.
<BR>And Julianne Moore (2001's "Hannibal") is woefully misused as Dr. Allison
<BR>Reed, a cute klutz whose main character trait is that she falls down and runs
<BR>into doors a lot. Moore is so much better than what this weak material
<BR>provides. Only Orlando Jones (2001's "Say It Isn't So") stands out as Harry
<BR>Block, who knows very well when things get dangerous that black men are the
<BR>first to go in these situations. Jones is a comic delight, and his appearance
<BR>is superior to anything else here.
<BR>
<BR>"Evolution" isn't a total washout, but it <I>is</I> an overall waste of time. There
<BR>is nothing offered that hasn't been done better in other movies, and at 97
<BR>minutes (including credits), it's over just as its momentum has begun to
<BR>build. Not helping matters is that the entire first half is slow and
<BR>generally monotonous, as tension escalates--to nothing. Reitman may have
<BR>wanted to make a "Ghostbusters" for the new millennium, but what he has done
<BR>with "Evolution," instead, is made a low-rent version of "Men in Black."
<BR>
<BR> - Copyright 2001 by Dustin Putman
<BR> http://us.imdb.com/reviewsby?Dustin+Putman
<BR> http://www.all-reviews.com/reviewers/dustinputman.htm
<BR> http://www.atnzone.com
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