Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo mama's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo mama's so dumb, if my dog was was as dumb as your mom, he'd walk backward and wag his head
Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras
Yo mama's so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pound
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctors slapped her parents
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving
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..Gotta..Cut away, clear away..Slip away and sever this..Umbilical residue..
Yo mama's so fat she went out in heels and came back in flip flops
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a toilet and pi$sed herself
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
Your moma so fat that when she goes to New York, people scream at her "Hey Taxi!!!"
__________________ I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?
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