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Three Drunk Women had a very late night drinking.
They left in the early hours of the morning and went home their separate ways.

The next day,they all met up and compared notes about who was drunker the night before, the first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying I went straight home, walked into the house and as soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes.

The second said, "You think that was drunk, hell I got into my car and wrapped it around the first tree I came across and I don't even have any insurance.

The third proclaimed, Damn I was the drunkest by far, when I got home I had a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burnt the whole house down.

The room fell silent, then the first girl spoke out again "Girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."

Oh my god that is terrible

That's Mr. Bad Joke for you.

Hi Gundy honey

hahahhahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

so where did you get that from

A sick Girlfriend

I already felt like crap, that just made it worse

heh...it's not that bad

There is a website with stuff like that happening on it, so that joke actually has some truth to it

Thanks Linds, I'm just eating a Pizza here.

Hey you are the one who posted the joke, not me

sounds like a nice girlfriend dont worry all my boyfs were like that

I know but it wasn't real until you said it was, it was just a joke.

MKS, when I say Gf I mean a friend who is a girl, if I ever went out with anyone that sick I' marry them

Yes well I promise it is definitely much more then a joke

And you can introduce me to these 'ladies'?

I can't introduce you to them no, but I can show you the site

Hmmm, how is it that you are finding that sort of stuff anyhow?

Go on let's see how bad it is, it won't make me ill will it?

I got the site from an acquantance through my x-b/f, but let me find the link and I will PM it to you because I am not posting anything like that on KMC

'K

I couldn't find the site, but I found a different one that is even worse

www.100hot.com/jokes OVER 1,000,000 jokes!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!

The link failed.

Linds do not send that link to anyone else, not even Yerss.

lol why not Corr?

well..some are disturbing..i rmember one i found when i was just about 11-12 years old....*sivers* i don't wish that for ANY child....god protect parental controll

well lets just say the link i sent Corr had to do with ummm poo poo and from there you can use your imagination

japanese porn god forbid

yeah I have seen some very scary things from the Japanese

ooooh!, quick *flashing images*..argh!...subject..ch..cc....change!

such a strange one you are

no, just genetically disturbed

Well then do I want to ask what your parents are like?

no, it's not ereditary. It's the random factor that occurs. the one that renders you unique..and, well..disturbed

hmmmm interesting I feel so dumb when I talk to smart people

good. I mean....

lol