Agony Aunt Letter

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Corran
Dear Deidre,
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Deidre, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Yours

Tex laughing out loud

mah
evil face laughing out loud

silver_tears
hehehehe laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
Hahahahahahahaha LMFAO laughing out loud laughing out loud That's funny

Crash_Overload
Is a True Story?

Corran
Yes it was STexy.

Crash_Overload

LilySatine
Ahahaha laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
Where is Tex anyways? And who is this diva's lucky lady?

Corran
roll eyes (sarcastic)

LindsIsTightK
*rolls eyes back at Corran*

Corran
no it's like this roll eyes (sarcastic)

LindsIsTightK
I dont like that face, i liked to type better thanks wink

Crash_Overload
I think he is getting prepaired. for you know.

Dexx
haha, laughing...nice ones corran

LindsIsTightK
yeah I agree, its quite amusing

Godshinto
I've heard a sim,ilar story like that but well told and very funny.

LindsIsTightK
I hear a lot of stories like that

@ngel
Seriously, tell her, she IS you wife now.

realworlddreams
uh...no comment, that sux

nazgulinthedark
laughing out loud

shaber
That was addressed to the Sun's agony aunt? I've met her.

Yuna33
who is she?

shaber
The woman who answers the Dear Deidre column.

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