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My brothers have this evil demonic hamster sleeping in my bedroom and I swear its plotting revenge and trying to take over our house I honestly would not mind if my cat ate that ugly little critter


Ok I'm done, I just needed to vent

too much south park for someone.

I've never even seen South Park

oh, very odd, because that is basically a word for word plot description of one of the episodes, excepts its not a hamster, its an evil gold fish.

I remember that episode

But I've never heard of an evil hamster Maybe ya should 'accidently' set it free No one has to ever know

Set it free to the afterlife!

the good ol evil gold fish now dont we all want a mom like stans mom that covers the whole incedint up for u cause she thinks u did it

Yeah.

Then 'evil' Cartmen was actually good.

That was hell-a funny.

*feels left out* I am the only person here who hasn't seen that show

It's hilarious.

You'd like it.

Hahahaha when I heard about hamsters Freddy's Dead is the first thing to come to my mind. He smashed them with a hammer when he was a kid.

"Son of a 1000 maniacs !"

Freddy's Dead?

What's that?

The 6th Nightmare on Elm Street movie

Oh, ok.

I understand now.

Anyways, back to my hamster problem. I've been trying to sleep but the little f*cker keeps knawing on his cage so it makes it kinda hard

Throw him out the window.

Put the cage elsewhere, or even better. Near your cat !

I can't throw him out the window, that would be so cruel.
And Pablo I can't put the cage elsewhere or feed him to the cat, then I would have to deal with the wrath of my mother *hides*

Accidently open the door and let him get lost.

Accidentaly let him out and accidentally step on him.

You know that happened once, and the stupid little neighbor kid found him and brought him home

Why not kill it?

Hamsters only cost about 5 bucks.

Yeah but hes an animal I dont know if I could do that to an animal

Then hop into a car or a bike and leave him out in the woods, then you didn't kill him...nature did.

I have killed animals before, I've gone hunting and I once shot a mouse with a BB gun. And I killed a couple of pigeons in my neighborhood.

I shot myself with a B.B. gun.

It hurt.

i had a hamster. didnt sleep for the two years that i had it
but i didnt need to sleep

Who really needs sleep?

Not me.

your hamster didn't sleep!?

Better do something with it soon, because well:

That's a squirrel

thats like a ground hog

what's a ground hog?

its this little thing thats smaller thats like half a beaver and i dont know they live under ground

interesting......:P

Whatever it is, it's not a hamster.

it's a squirrel!

That's what I said.

so you did!

Squirrels play with nuts all day long.

lance!

It's true!

The nuts taste good when roasted.

lance!!!!!!!!!!1

I'm talking about nutritious nuts from trees!

Geesh, someone's mind is in the gutter.

nope it's way up in the sky

Right, keep telling yourself that.

mine is naturally there

The gutter?

yea and i dont mean like a real gutter

What kind of gutter than?

One in heaven?

i will!

You may start believing it too!

i already do.....why do you think i'm so happy

hey im happy all the time
although u dont wanna get me pissed i may be nice but when im mad ohh man

What does it take to make you mad???

Gee this hamster thread is way off topic, no?

its always happens max
and it takes quite alot to get me mad

Umm...GENERIC COMMENT ABOUT HAMSTER'S

No it isn't Demonic. ^ See?

Okay Lance It's on topic, happy now?

No.

well i had a hamster and i hated it
i got lost twice but always came back and it bit me

never thought of kicking it?

I had a hamster once, it was funny.

It jumped off it's wheel into the glass of his aquariaum.

Had a hamster when I was lil'....but I ain't quite sure what I did with it

well i was bleeding bloody thing has real sharp teeth

Aw poor Irene, to bad I couldn't have kissed ya better

i feel the same way

well, is it still too late?

Yes

it died like 6 months ago thankfully

Ever think of gettin' another one chere, that way I would have a reason to kiss ya

well maybe i will..............

You're jus' jealous Lance

No I'm not.

Didn't you read what me and Nivvy were up doing last night in SeX?

Pages 67-68

no thanks
and if u dont like it dont pay attention

Yes I did, actually

*runs to petstore to buy a hamster for silver*

It was funny!

*hides behind max* i swear if that things bites me ill scream

Yeah it was! Quite...see I can't even think of a word to describe it

Hilarious

was it really

Yeah, you must have shut your eyes to miss it.

i didnt feel like reading

Then can you read this?

Boo!

Ya should read it chere, it was like Lance said hilarious

can someone summarize?

hmmmmm alright then

Go read yerss.

alright i read the first page and was completely lost

Yeah this can't be summarized, ya need to read it

hmphf

hamsters

This hamster of mine is going to have a very short life span, of this I am sure

The hamster will never know what hit him

I hope he gets tooth decay from knawing on his cage so goddamn much

Ya haven't tried tapin' his mouth shut yet? I did that after like the first 2 nights. Takes a while, but after ya do get it. Pure bliss

You taped his mouth shut??? Oh my goodness

What can I say It was annoyin' the hell outta me

But the poor thing couldnt eat Oh well, Im thinking of starving this one we have right now anyways

I think that's what happened to my hamster I don't really remember Or ya could sell it, make a couple of bucks

Nobody wants to buy the ugly little thing, they are all smart enough to know that hes just a foul smelling ugly little rodent, who has no real purpose in life

Okay well as long as ya don't smush it between a box, now there isn't a pretty site. That happened to a class hamster we had Poor stupid lil' thing

Isn't it spelled Hampster? Not Hamster.

who knows i hate the little horrible things
i still have my bruise from when mine bit me twice

I'm not sure actually, someone told me it was spelt hamster and another one said it was spelt hampster, so Im really not sure

it doesnt matter bloody little evil things they are

My dad told me its spelled hampster. But Australia has some words spelled different from the U.S.

i love australia

SO DO I!!! . Have you ever been?

nope
but its on my list

Cool! Better hurry!

im gonna visit aussie in like 6 months
now about the hamsters i wanted to throw mine out my window every day

I don't think that would kill them though, shock them, but not kill

oh but my room is on the third floor of our house

Well then it might, poor hamsters, they gotta be one of the most unloved creatures

i didnt actually do it i jus had to shut it up

I know what ya mean for bein' lil' things they sure can be annoyin'

i will resurect this thread by the power of grum i camand it

i miss linds cry