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U guys like it? i think its good i enjoy it

Still playing bat boy.

Well... I mean... yes...

I'm with J.P.

I'm waiting for the right person, who I've met but she's in New Zealand, and I would wait a while for that anyways, you can't rush into these things.

One might say, if you were not rushing, Lance, that a judgment over whether a person is the right one to have sex with should probably wait until you actually meet. You can't really know a person until you meet face to face, and know the kind of things you need to know before making such a decision.

Cool yeah i waited 4 the right guy 4 me i did it feels sooo good

No need to be embarrassed that it feels good! Unless you are underage or something

(checks)

Nope...

Well, not only that Lance, I AM bat boy, I can't ask out girls.

Well, nor could I, JP. Admittedly I was at an All-Boy's school but even so. I didn't get anywhere until I was 23 and that was a fluke, so don't be downhearted.

Can't help it, every year knowing it has a Valentine's Day angers/saddens me.

Trust me, it's worse when you HAVE done it and now have no-one...

i love valentines day sometimes

ah, but you're popular silver

I dunno, still down sometimes.

How hot is the new sig?

thats why i love it

because you gets tons of valentines cards?

sumthing like that

The reason for my hesitant answer at first is because I do not think many people are going to come along and say 'No, it's rubbish and I hate it."

hey, definitly is silver

i think everyone likes sex.

Well, I would be the first to admit that I like alot of the stuff AROUND sex more than actual sex itself... but you know what they say, people who say sex is not all it is cracked up to be aren't doing it right...

Who's a virgin, raise your hand!

BF... hmmm... never mind

But I enjoy not doing it properly too.

Oh errm me?

Right with you there Mech... though not LITERALLY...

me too!

i love to think about it

I agree, I think that foreplay is the most fun. To be honest I could very easily live without the actual intercourse as long as I got to do everything else that was involved

Yayy, me too...

not me,I love it all but some times I can skip the foreplay and just get down and dirty

you are my kinda girl bkk. the only foreplay i like is oral, thats great.

I just can't imagine having a sex life without foreplay, that would be like eating your cake, but not the ice cream too

I cannot pretend it is all simple preference though- I am simply not as good at actual sex than I am at the other things.

You like to announce that?

*Puts cotton balls in Dana's ears*

I've been further then you buddy *thros cotton balls*

Well, no point hiding it, Dana, sweetie!

Besdies, as you know, to compensate I put as much effort into pleasing a girl as possible.

well I am not saying I dont like or that I am not good at it.. but sometimes there just isnt enough time for all that other stuff and you just have to go for the jack pot,though I really do love kissing,guess I couldnt really do with out that

I don;t think I am physially capable of just going for the jackpot like that- my main problem with sex is that I fatigue before it is done; if I tried to rush it I really WOULD die...

strangely enough, sex is the only thing i have endurance for, anything else i tire out in 4 minutes.

Odd...

well when you get to tired thats when you let your partner take over

I'm always in control of it.

you should let your partner in control sometime,its fun

Well, I've only had one partner, and she liked when i was in control, she loved being submissive and what not. Likewise, i enjoyed being in control of the situations. But at times when i did get tired after an hour long session of hot sweaty love, i would stop and let her take over for a short time, yes it was fun

I think a combination of being both in control and being submissive is the best way to go. The more variety in your sex life, the better

I already made a thread on sex.... but that was a while ago..

I like sex.. kinda...yeaa... I do.

huh wats sex

i remember your thread and it exploded! sex is great!

spoken like a true gentleman!

uh huh mmm ush!!

Well i let the guy do it then i do it it's always better when guys do it 4 u

Foreplay is great, and going for the gusto is great too. If you are with the same person for long enough you switch around and do both. Maybe you get down and dirty and skip the foreplay, but then like three hours later you wake up your partner and do her doggy style in the middle of the night when she least expects it. Then, in the morning, you wake her up with some serious lazy foreplay, leading to morning sex. Morning sex is the best. What a way to wake up.

yep as long as theres no morning breath..eww!

Smells never bothered me. Not that I'm dirty, I guess I've been lucky and hooked up with some great smelling women. Except for the one they called butter tooth.

yeah ur totally right foreplays ok i guess, all of wot u said is true

Sometimes i like to not even make it to the bedroom and have sex in the hallway.

yeah i like tht too i did it downstares once

i was with a girl once and when i slid my fingers into....well, you know where...... it smelled like a tuna factory in the middle of summer with no ac.

ewww she probably didn't wash it no offence

still.......ewwww......was i an ******* for stopping?

true..... ewwww she needed 2 wash it

Love is blind.

why?

the smell nearly blinded me.

hmm cant wait for the Xmas holidays

same ere baby

haha sorry but if smelt really fishy i dnt think she washed it, i wuldn't leave my .......... smelly of fish my baby(stefman) here wuldn't like tht he'd tell me 2 wash it

I used to go out with this girl and her babyfactory smelled like a mixture between peanuts and bad cheese and then after fingering her this white blob of slime and whatever came out of the babyfactory

tuna...gross!!!!!

I'm gonna hold my comment

hhehehe...*snog*

spill it, linds.

Ok look i'm feelin quite sick now. hehe hey baby *snog*

I can't, I honestly think if I talk about this is any more detail it's gonna make me sick. You guys are WAY too graphic with something that doesn't need any of those graphics at all

hehehehe you didnt even get my started

I better shut up then.

i can respect that, linds...sorry.

Shes right i feel sick n i need breakfast

hehehehe

Couldn't we have been graphic about something like an orgasm???? Much better topic if you ask me

i lied......man, she smelled like a gutted beached whale!!!!!!

yeah those things own

yeah 4 u babe

they dont for you? i know you like it too *kiss*

i do yeah if woz urs *kiss*

hmm cant wait for Xmas

Yeah me 2 baby i wanna hear urs soooooooo badly

I wanna hear urs I'm so curious about ur voice

Still ****in sick though

i know u r i am 2

sick but funny.

wot is?

the whole gross smell stories I think...the whale thingie

what we are talking about.

we r talking about a fishy fanny thts wot

exactly......

Um . . . I like surprise tattoos.

tuna shaped?

You know, tattoos that you would never have seen unless . . . a hem . . .

unless you worked at a tuna factory?

why r we onnabout fish?

fish are people too.

RJ has this obsession with tuna

actually, i hate tuna.

Yuk tuna...

word up.

Say a fish comes up to you and asks for a gin and tonight. I saY,mm duk tales, ooooohhh hoo.

tuna are people too!

tuna is a fish we don't have tails or fins etc and plus we don't smell of fish apart from the womans fanny if she ain't washed it

He must have forgotten the sarcasm tags...

thanks for that save.

Not a prob

can't we just stay on the subject of sex..and drop the fish thing?...argh dirty fannies arent nice

Yeah ur right baby

da worst thing bout "the tuna factory" is not neccasarily da smell, it's da hair. i tired givin my gf head fo da 1st time and i coudlnt go thru wit it until she shaved herself.

moving along...

da best sex is make-up sex...then comes public sex.
high school j-block toilets....ahh da memories.

public sex is funny...I got some memories

well the smell can be horrible if the baby factory hasnt been washed...and yes very hairy ones are gross too...it's like a jungle there

Personally I like the hair...

Anyway, THIS thread got pretty close to the 'definitely too far and being closed' stage so be careful, folks- there are little innocent kiddies around!

little innocent kiddies

there is no such thing as innocent children..they're all evil I tell you!!! EVIL!!!

definately not as many innocent kids aymore. Some of the peeps claiming to have sex all the time are 17 and 18 years old. IMO that's not too cool, but hey, that's just my opinion.

huh? 17..18 is too young for you?

yeah, it is

:: prepares to get bashed ::

ur not gonna get bashed everyone has different opinions

omg my thread count is at 69 how funny is that

Bill Murray once found a dirty diaper while hiking in Olympic National Park. He was shocked that someone could litter something like that in such a beautiful place. Ten years later, after becoming a dad, he wondered if the parents ditched the kid too.

Random, ey?

very

You love it when I'm random.

I love it when stefmans all randy n that

hehehe...*snog* wanna do something naughty?

I bet I'mthe youngest person in these forms.
I'm WAY too young.

do i ever baby

good

guess what i know a grl who had sex like 50 times and smoked pot and darnk... and she is only 14 years old how sick is dat

why does it matter how old she is if shes comfortable with doing that then its her life let her do it

Sex is great

well put

You have got a weird name

ffs rob stop it

Im bored

then do something usful

Like what?