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Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...

I only had one officer Mr. Keg..

Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

Want to race to the station, Sparky?

I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?

How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

Hey Officer could ya hold my beer while i hide my stash in the trunk and look for my licence?

Hey, I never knew pigs could drive cars.

oh so that why i'm in jail

*Very blatant snorting like a pig*

Just dont look in my over head compartment

Or in the trunk

do you mind if i dont reach a lake soon my trunk will really start to smell

Officer, you could give me a ticket, but I can think of something better you can give me.

officer can you move a little to the right..............yea thats right right in front of the front bumper

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.

Um could you hold this 200 dollar bag of weed for me, while i get my license, please?

Officer says "my, my what do we have here... your eyes are awfully red, have you been smoking some of that weed young man" spliff

gees Officer, your eyes look awfully glazed, have you been eating those donuts you prick

Originally posted by silver_tears
Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...


You must be that dumb **** i saw on COPS the other day when you forgot to put your hand-break on and crashed your cruiser into the vehicle you pulled over...............hey ; I Hope you didnt forget it this time.

Nice gun ; but i have a bigger one under the seat.

DONT CHECK THE TRUNK ; DONT CHECK THE TRUNK

Hi Orifice-er.....

Originally posted by Leo.M
Officer says "my, my what do we have here... your eyes are awfully red, have you been smoking some of that weed young man" spliff

gees Officer, your eyes look awfully glazed, have you been eating those donuts you prick

I watched that last night..















Why are you bumping old threads?

Originally posted by Sir Mist
I watched that last night..


Why are you bumping old threads?


i was really board okay... so i decided to check out past and it's not a bad thread

I like these threads ; good on you Leo man

Not at all. "Whats that Officer? There is a tree branch stuck in my undercariage?" "Now listen boy in blue, before get down on me, why don't you get down on a stairmaster?"

You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Originally posted by Leo.M
You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Is that Famke Jansen on your sig?

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Is that Famke Jansen on your sig?


yeah it is... isn't she hot droolio



hay officer can i ask you a question? Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Originally posted by Leo.M
yeah it is... isn't she hot droolio



hay officer can i ask you a question? Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? Famke isn't that hot, Hilary Duff is kinda cute though. . .

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Famke isn't that hot, Hilary Duff is kinda cute though. . .

i don't think Hilary Duff is at all hot, she's too... i don't i just don't think she's cute... you might think she's hot but we all have different taste



Hey, you look like that girl I F***ed a few days ago...lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow

Originally posted by Leo.M
i don't think Hilary Duff is at all hot, she's too... i don't i just don't think she's cute... you might think she's hot but we all have different taste



Hey, you look like that girl I ****ed a few days ago...lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow

Whaddaya think of Alyson Hanigan?

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Whaddaya think of Alyson Hanigan?

are you asking why'd i think of her or what do i think of her ( it really late for me, so cut me a brake)

Originally posted by Leo.M
are you asking why'd i think of her or what do i think of her ( it really late for me, so cut me a brake)

Hot or Not? Hey listen Mr. Frodo, don't get short with me! Do you get Sirius Satelite Radio with those ears?

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Hot or Not?

not... ELIZABETH HURLEY is hotter

Originally posted by Leo.M
not... ELIZABETH HURLEY is hotter

Amen bretheren. Your into mature women aren't you?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...

I only had one officer Mr. Keg..

Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

Want to race to the station, Sparky?

I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?

How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

Sounds like you've had some experience. Here:

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Amen bretheren. Your into mature women aren't you?

I'm done with women around my age (well almost)... they can only do so much in bed if you know what i mean. older women have move experience

December 1, 1989.

That makes you 16 going on 17.

Older women can get into movies you can't.


lol

Originally posted by Deus Ex
December 1, 1989.

That makes you 16 going on 17.

Older women can get into movies you can't.


lol

boxed2 were did i say i wanted to be in movies?

Point is, you're talking about how you want an older woman for experience. It's a bit amusing considering just how young you are. Most guys your age only want an older woman to say "Yes" so they can stay out until midnight.

I said I'm not all the way done with girls my age but do like older women... besides allot of my friends are older then me, so you can say I'm use to hang out with people that are older then me

Whatever suits you. But I'd take advantage of the girls your age before you move on to the old hags. They have these things called "needs" and "wants", and don't even get me started on money. Back in high school, you could take a girl to a cheap sit down restraunt, or hang out at the mall. You get up there, and the woman wants a king's ransom at the drop of a hat.

Cop? Donut? Yep.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

One - way ticket. ^

*sniff deeply* i smell bacon!!!

hi officer how much makes you forget this?

didnt i see you on cops?

"Heeeeeeey, you one of those fellas from Candid Camera?"

i like your gun.