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Don't Say This To Any Cop............

Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...

I only had one officer Mr. Keg..

Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

Want to race to the station, Sparky?

I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?

How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

Oct 7th, 2003 02:08 AM

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Hey Officer could ya hold my beer while i hide my stash in the trunk and look for my licence?

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Oct 7th, 2003 02:17 AM

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Hey, I never knew pigs could drive cars.

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oh so that why i'm in jail roll eyes (sarcastic)

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*Very blatant snorting like a pig*

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Oct 7th, 2003 02:25 AM

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Just dont look in my over head compartment

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Oct 7th, 2003 02:26 AM

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Or in the trunk laughing out loud

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do you mind if i dont reach a lake soon my trunk will really start to smell evil face

Oct 7th, 2003 02:34 AM

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Officer, you could give me a ticket, but I can think of something better you can give me.

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officer can you move a little to the right..............yea thats right right in front of the front bumper angel

Oct 7th, 2003 02:44 AM

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Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.

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Um could you hold this 200 dollar bag of weed for me, while i get my license, please?

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Oct 7th, 2003 02:58 AM

Leo.M
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Officer says "my, my what do we have here... your eyes are awfully red, have you been smoking some of that weed young man"

gees Officer, your eyes look awfully glazed, have you been eating those donuts you prick

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Re: Don't Say This To Any Cop............

quote: (post)
Originally posted by silver_tears
Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...

You must be that dumb **** i saw on COPS the other day when you forgot to put your hand-break on and crashed your cruiser into the vehicle you pulled over...............hey ; I Hope you didnt forget it this time.

Nice gun ; but i have a bigger one under the seat.

DONT CHECK THE TRUNK ; DONT CHECK THE TRUNK

Hi Orifice-er.....

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Leo.M
Officer says "my, my what do we have here... your eyes are awfully red, have you been smoking some of that weed young man"

gees Officer, your eyes look awfully glazed, have you been eating those donuts you prick

I watched that last night..

Why are you bumping old threads? no expression

Sep 20th, 2005 06:07 AM

Leo.M
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Originally posted by Sir Mist
I watched that last night..

Why are you bumping old threads?

i was really board okay... so i decided to check out past and it's not a bad thread

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I like these threads ; good on you Leo man

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Sep 20th, 2005 06:13 AM

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Not at all. "Whats that Officer? There is a tree branch stuck in my undercariage?" "Now listen boy in blue, before get down on me, why don't you get down on a stairmaster?"

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Sep 20th, 2005 06:16 AM

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Leo.M
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You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

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Sep 20th, 2005 06:18 AM

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Leo.M
You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Is that Famke Jansen on your sig?

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Sep 20th, 2005 06:20 AM

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