Things to keep you busy.........

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.........on an elevator laughing out loud

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to
other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay
open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at
the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not
now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through"
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
whats in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

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48 is me fav shifty

I like No2 laughing out loud

I like 3, 8, 27 and 49 laughing out loud

I really like 10,36 and 48! though they are all hella funny! stick out tongue laughing out loud

no 5 is something Smiddy would do laughing out loud

The Force
ROFLMAO, that list is funny, i should try a couple shifty

# 45 is hilarious

i think we all should

The Force
yes i do to evil face


do I have the use an elevator tomorrow? ... yes I do big grin evil face

17. is something I would actually do.... huh

i know wot i would have liked to have done in the elevator in The Matrix angel

don' t we all know that? whistle

laughing out loud im really an Angel

they funny.
Things to do in a shop
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.
5. Put some M&M's on lay away.
6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fatal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
stick out tongue

damn no shops in the matrix sad

oh the old TV repair shop woho!!


angel Angel

you angel
me rock

laughing out loud let' s go shopping tomorrow yes

Im HAPPY cos sorted everything out with my boyfriend! love

storm,you still doing the save the bunnys plan?i havent been on for ages!

and yerss is a BIG problem mad

yerrs is obssesed with mks.I have a plan,but the first job is to think of a nmae for the plan...
"Operation Kick yerss's butt"
I will talk mks into stopping yerss by getting this boy she likes to meet up with her!sorted

laughing out loud I like the name
good plan, let' s work it out

Treehuggerjanie better at coming up with names!!!any ideas hunny?

nope, no ideas at the moment no
my brain is working in slow motion sad

we will sort it dont worry sweetie pie.

ok, excellent big grin

yerss is absessed with mks What the f**k? r u possitive stick out tongue

oh yeah Jane that will stop me whistle

This thread is usefull information stick out tongue

it's also the original to the 20 others out there yes

I like to do number 3 happy

lmao! laughing out loud thats my fave one big grin

i like # 17 droolio

There's one missing

Put some flour and water into a condom and leave it in the middle of the elevator floor and watch peoples reactions....

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