Questions of our lives

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tptmanno1
> > 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
>does
> > he become disoriented?
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> > 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
>Holland
> > called Holes?
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> > 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
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> > 4 . If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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> > 5 . If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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> > 6. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your
> > two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
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> > 7 . Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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> > 8 . Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
> > bread to begin with?
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> > 9 . When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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> > 10 . Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
>who
> > drives a race car not called a racist?
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> > 11 . Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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> > 12 . Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
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> > 13 . Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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> > 14 . "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
> > Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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> > 15 . If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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> > 16 . Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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> > 17 . What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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> > 18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
> > are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
> > pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
>they
> > deliver the mail?
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> > 19 . If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
> > the others here for?
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> > 20 . You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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> > 21 . No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
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> > 22 . Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
>zigzag?
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> > 23 . Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
> > went nuts.
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> > 24 . If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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> > 25 . Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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> > 26 . Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
>little
> > bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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> > 27 . Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
> > section in a swimming pool?
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> > 28 . OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
> > Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the
> > Tennessee Titans?
> >
> >
> > 29 . If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... Does that mean that
>one
> > enjoys it?

pablo007
Why do they sterilize the injections which will be used to kill a prisoner ?

tptmanno1
haha good one

badkittykitty
these are all good ones!!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blow.gif

Rogue Jedi
why dont we have firing squads anymore?

tptmanno1
some states still do

(texas)

badkittykitty
well then looks like your in luck rogue!!

Rogue Jedi
we most certainly do not.

badkittykitty
Hmm tuff luck then.sorry

GambitEVOFan1
Iv got one why do they make hot dog packages of 8 but hot dog bun packages only come with 6

And why do they have brail on drive up atm's?Blind people cant drive

tptmanno1
o sory
i read somewhere that some states still do
i thought it sayd texas but i could have been wrong
good one gambit, but i thought that was on there
obiously not

Storm
laughing out loud
where do you guys keep getting this kinda stuff

tptmanno1
email baby
i got a bunch of ppl who send me this stuff

ChinaNiki
why did they call it civil war when there is nothing civil about war?

ChinaNiki
Why is it that if you're not smiling, people tell you "Smile, it could be worse?" Well, now it just got worse cuz I've got some [email protected] insisting I smile when I didn't feel like smiling to begin with.

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