tptmanno1
> > 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
>does
> > he become disoriented?
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
>Holland
> > called Holes?
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
> >
> >
> >
> > 4 . If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
> >
> >
> >
> > 5 . If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your
> > two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
> >
> >
> >
> > 7 . Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> >
> >
> >
> > 8 . Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
> > bread to begin with?
> >
> >
> >
> > 9 . When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
> >
> >
> >
> > 10 . Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
>who
> > drives a race car not called a racist?
> >
> >
> >
> > 11 . Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
> >
> >
> >
> > 12 . Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
> >
> >
> >
> > 13 . Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
> >
> >
> >
> > 14 . "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
> > Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
> >
> >
> >
> > 15 . If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
> >
> >
> >
> > 16 . Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
> >
> >
> >
> > 17 . What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
> >
> >
> >
> > 18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
> > are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
> > pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
>they
> > deliver the mail?
> >
> >
> >
> > 19 . If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
> > the others here for?
> >
> >
> >
> > 20 . You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
> >
> >
> >
> > 21 . No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
> >
> >
> >
> > 22 . Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
>zigzag?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 23 . Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
> > went nuts.
> >
> >
> >
> > 24 . If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
> >
> >
> >
> > 25 . Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
> >
> >
> >
> > 26 . Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
>little
> > bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
> >
> >
> >
> > 27 . Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
> > section in a swimming pool?
> >
> >
> >
> > 28 . OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
> > Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the
> > Tennessee Titans?
> >
> >
> > 29 . If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... Does that mean that
>one
> > enjoys it?
>does
> > he become disoriented?
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
>Holland
> > called Holes?
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
> >
> >
> >
> > 4 . If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
> >
> >
> >
> > 5 . If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your
> > two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
> >
> >
> >
> > 7 . Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> >
> >
> >
> > 8 . Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
> > bread to begin with?
> >
> >
> >
> > 9 . When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
> >
> >
> >
> > 10 . Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
>who
> > drives a race car not called a racist?
> >
> >
> >
> > 11 . Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
> >
> >
> >
> > 12 . Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
> >
> >
> >
> > 13 . Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
> >
> >
> >
> > 14 . "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
> > Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
> >
> >
> >
> > 15 . If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
> >
> >
> >
> > 16 . Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
> >
> >
> >
> > 17 . What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
> >
> >
> >
> > 18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
> > are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
> > pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
>they
> > deliver the mail?
> >
> >
> >
> > 19 . If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
> > the others here for?
> >
> >
> >
> > 20 . You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
> >
> >
> >
> > 21 . No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
> >
> >
> >
> > 22 . Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
>zigzag?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 23 . Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
> > went nuts.
> >
> >
> >
> > 24 . If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
> >
> >
> >
> > 25 . Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
> >
> >
> >
> > 26 . Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
>little
> > bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
> >
> >
> >
> > 27 . Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
> > section in a swimming pool?
> >
> >
> >
> > 28 . OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
> > Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the
> > Tennessee Titans?
> >
> >
> > 29 . If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... Does that mean that
>one
> > enjoys it?
