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LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?

LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****.

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.

LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

I'll pick lust

How about a mixture of Love and Lust?

all is good

Same!

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?


lol...

LUST LUST LUST GOT TO LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!

love is grand.....i like it.

love, what do u know of love???????

i am married to a beautiful mexican woman named fabiola.....she is the love of my life...what she sees in my sorry ass, i dont know.

i was just using a line from a skit eminem did i relaly wasnt asking but i luv mexicans they r always my friends and the girls i like that r really hot r mostly mexican

where's is she from man ?

mexico city.

I mean what part of Mexico ?

uh....MEXICO CITY.

Ohh sorry, didn't read it fast enough

its close to metro carrera, thats all i know.

Mexico City is huge, I can get lost there.

pablo u could get lost in a telephone booth

I'm oging with Love and Lust cuz they are near enough the same arn't they?

I'll join in with you

ok then

hehe

Well here's a dampener - I've made the mistake of going with marriage - TWICE!! I mean how stupid can you get????

(For all those happily married I'm very sorry but that's how I feel at the moment)

Soooo....

You're Twice Divorced Bay ??.... Or once.... ??

Divorce is so sad

Only divorced once so far...

And divorce isn't always so sad, my first wife is still my best friend, we just grew apart, realised it and decided being friends was much nicer and we get on better now than we ever did when we were married!

Yep......

Of COURSE The P.I.M.P. picks Lust.

Jus playin, Love, NO Marriage.

i know