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silver_tears
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 Love, Lust, or Marriage......
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.
LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.
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Oct 11th, 2003 03:30 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
 Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
I'll pick lust 
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 11th, 2003 03:39 AM |
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LanceWindu
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How about a mixture of Love and Lust?
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Oct 11th, 2003 03:42 AM |
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silver_tears
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all is good
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Oct 11th, 2003 03:44 AM |
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Bespin Bart
Buggy
 Gender: Male
Location: Everywhere |
Same!
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THIS IS WHAT WE'VE WAITED FOR
THIS IS IT, BOYS, THIS IS WAR!
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Oct 11th, 2003 03:46 AM |
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CandyKoRn
In Orlando Blooms Pant's
 Gender: Female
Location: United Kingdom |
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?
lol...
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 Go Banana Go Banana! Go! Go!
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Oct 11th, 2003 03:52 AM |
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silver_tears
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Oct 11th, 2003 03:55 AM |
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DeNiro
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
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LUST LUST LUST GOT TO LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 11th, 2003 05:55 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
Restricted
 Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage Account Restricted |
love is grand.....i like it.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:01 AM |
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DeNiro
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Gender: Male
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love, what do u know of love???????
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:05 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
Restricted
Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage Account Restricted |
i am married to a beautiful mexican woman named fabiola.....she is the love of my life...what she sees in my sorry ass, i dont know.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:06 AM |
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DeNiro
Senior Member
Gender: Male
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i was just using a line from a skit eminem did i relaly wasnt asking but i luv mexicans they r always my friends and the girls i like that r really hot r mostly mexican
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:09 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
where's is she from man ?
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:12 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
Restricted
Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage Account Restricted |
mexico city.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:14 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
I mean what part of Mexico ?
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:15 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
Restricted
Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage Account Restricted |
uh....MEXICO CITY.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:16 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
Ohh sorry, didn't read it fast enough
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:18 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
Restricted
Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage Account Restricted |
its close to metro carrera, thats all i know.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:20 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
Mexico City is huge, I can get lost there.
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:29 AM |
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DeNiro
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Gender: Male
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pablo u could get lost in a telephone booth 
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Oct 11th, 2003 06:36 AM |
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