50 reasons why bananas are crap!

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lil bitchiness
Some of you might have seen this before, but i found it amusing...so....
Also you can use this tread to post random crap like this......

50 reasons why bananas are crap!

1. Their name has to many na's in it !

2. Politisions like them

3. I misspell politicians

4. Monkeys eat them

5. Cat's and Dog's don't eat them

6. If there were more of them there wouldn't be world hunger

7. They cost too much, especially at the deli that I work at

8. I work at a deli

9. Bananas are sold at the deli

10. Bananas have skins

11. The deli doesn't have a skin

12. Bananas are yellow

13. Monkeys, cats and dogs aren't yellow

14.

15. This page hasn't got an awesome background

16. For the price of 6 * 10E683455 bananas you could get a Doctor 64

17. Doctor 64's aren't yellow

18. Doctor 64's aren't even remotely related to bananas being crap

19. Unless you dropped a banana into the doctor 64

20. But if it really was a doctor, it'd make itself better, but it's not

21. Bananas don't look like a gun

22. People imitate bananas being guns

23. Banana's are crap guns

24. Monkeys can't use guns unless trained by scientists

25. I own science

25. Bananas can't fly around a table with it's arms outstretched imitating a plane

26. Banana's can't speak pig latin

27. Bananas can't be coloured in by crayons

28. I missed number 14

29. Number 28 had nothing to do with bananas

30. Neither did number 29

31. Banana's are conspiracists waiting for the right moment

32. The Secret service knows about the bananas

33. There aren't enough banana hunters in the world today

34. Metallica rule

35. Number 34 must be taken into account and accepted

36. Metallica haven't written a song about bananas

37. Bananas can't write songs

38. Bananas can't answer telephones

39. Bananas get squished easily

40. Bananas can't play MK4

41. This font colour is not pink

42. Bananas don't look like this font colour

43. Bananas aren't in bold

44. I've written bananas so many times it's beginning to loose all meaning

45. Bananas have no impact on the price of the stock market

46. A yahoo search on bananas will give you nothing important

47. Bananas are insignificant

48. They grow on weird trees

49. Then they get eaten in less than 30 seconds after being shipped half way round the world

50. Bananas, if they could, would like hanson.

51. There's 51 points even though there was only meant to be 50

grymlock
i love banana... you are a cruel person mad

Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

cheers mate!!

NyC-gUrL
Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance banana's!!! Mmmm...tasty!

lil bitchiness
I dont really hate bananas...it was just an amusing 51 points that had hardly anything to do with Bananas....

N.Tonks
My dog eats bananas stick out tongue Bananas Rock Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

lil bitchiness
well that pis*ed on my point...lol big grin

diegocala
laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
wink

diegocala
I have now added that to my vocabulary! laughing

nazgulinthedark
I'm allergic to bannanas

carnage713
u guys shud put bananas in ur rice crispies. mm mmm good

slayer
I don't like bananas.

royal_jester
blinkWhy isnt there a number 14???blink

Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

carnage713
gooood queston

lil bitchiness
LOL...erm...i just missed it out...its a banana's fault its missing..thats why they're crap blink

lil bitchiness
awwwwwwww *hugs nazgulinthedark* im sorry, but that is hilarious...sorry!

DemonicGambit
Ya do realize that bannana's help with hangovers, so I like them happy

lil bitchiness
No not really...i like banana's too...but the 51 points were amusing me...they truly were...happy

dave123
1 reason why bananas rule

Happy Dance

lil bitchiness
they dance?! no they dont....Happy Dance <---oh my god...that silly banana is dancing...What the f**k? its dancing!

BondJamesBond
I think they just have crap on them due to crazy fooling around stuff...

lil bitchiness
ewwwwww sick Graphic!!

blakangel
how can bananas grow on funny trees; if they dont even grow o trees messed

But bananas are cool...what would bananaman do without them? big grin

BondJamesBond
They don't grow in trees silly, monkeys grow them...

dave123
i thought bananas came from fish

NEEMO'S A BANANA big grin

blakangel
My monkey doesn't grow bananas in his greenhouse..laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
you people are weird...and banana's grow on trees, where else would they grow?! blink

dave123
why do trees grow bananas, what purpose do they serve for the tree? is it their way of reproducing *titters*

lil bitchiness
DAVE....''There is no banana'' shifty you should know that by now....

BondJamesBond
Why are they shaped like a penis?

dave123
then u will realise it is not the banana that is shaped like a penis, it is only yourself

JJ bond big grin

lil bitchiness
AAAHAHAHA...good one! I should have thought of that...blink

BondJamesBond
Of course I am shaped like a penis, I am the penis program

lil bitchiness
Designed to teaches one thing,and one thing only....shifty

dave123
if you are not one of us.... you ar potentially a penis

lil bitchiness
And what are they?!

BondJamesBond
For self affliction?

lil bitchiness
lol!

BingaBonga
i don't like the taste of bananas.. i just like these bananas

----> Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

lil bitchiness
What the f**k? they are dancing.....

dave123
genetic modification at its best: Happy Dance

lil bitchiness
lol.....big grin

still creepy....why the feck is it dancing...its a god damn banana!?!?!?! ARGH!! *runs away screaming...again*

burlyman
Happy DanceHappy DanceHappy Dance

lil bitchiness
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crazy.gif AAARGH!! Stop it...*goes insane*

dave123
lil = http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blowup.gif

lil bitchiness
yeah....thats it...although that emotion looks like it farted violently...and exploded..i didnt fart! blink

burlyman
laughing out loudlaughinglaughing out loud

lil bitchiness
lol...but dont you think so...blink

burlyman
yesnonoyesno

ouch again

silver_tears
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/king.gif im a pwincess wink

burlyman
yes love

lil bitchiness
awwwwwwwww....get a room...love sick

burlyman
confused embarrasment

silver_tears
bite me lil stick out tongue http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/angel_not.gif

lil bitchiness
miffed BITE!!!!!

burlyman
huh

silver_tears
fine im leaving.....shifty
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/bye.gif



nah im staying right here evil face

lil bitchiness
Good, cos i cant live with out silver...now post a pic of you! miffed

burlyman
sad

burlyman
big grin

silver_tears
im trying big grin

lil bitchiness
try harder...try more...i wanna seeeeeeeeeee...sad

lil bitchiness
Happy Dance this damn banana is wrong! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crazy.gif

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