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50 reasons why bananas are crap!

Some of you might have seen this before, but i found it amusing...so....
Also you can use this tread to post random crap like this......

50 reasons why bananas are crap!

1. Their name has to many na's in it !

2. Politisions like them

3. I misspell politicians

4. Monkeys eat them

5. Cat's and Dog's don't eat them

6. If there were more of them there wouldn't be world hunger

7. They cost too much, especially at the deli that I work at

8. I work at a deli

9. Bananas are sold at the deli

10. Bananas have skins

11. The deli doesn't have a skin

12. Bananas are yellow

13. Monkeys, cats and dogs aren't yellow

14.

15. This page hasn't got an awesome background

16. For the price of 6 * 10E683455 bananas you could get a Doctor 64

17. Doctor 64's aren't yellow

18. Doctor 64's aren't even remotely related to bananas being crap

19. Unless you dropped a banana into the doctor 64

20. But if it really was a doctor, it'd make itself better, but it's not

21. Bananas don't look like a gun

22. People imitate bananas being guns

23. Banana's are crap guns

24. Monkeys can't use guns unless trained by scientists

25. I own science

25. Bananas can't fly around a table with it's arms outstretched imitating a plane

26. Banana's can't speak pig latin

27. Bananas can't be coloured in by crayons

28. I missed number 14

29. Number 28 had nothing to do with bananas

30. Neither did number 29

31. Banana's are conspiracists waiting for the right moment

32. The Secret service knows about the bananas

33. There aren't enough banana hunters in the world today

34. Metallica rule

35. Number 34 must be taken into account and accepted

36. Metallica haven't written a song about bananas

37. Bananas can't write songs

38. Bananas can't answer telephones

39. Bananas get squished easily

40. Bananas can't play MK4

41. This font colour is not pink

42. Bananas don't look like this font colour

43. Bananas aren't in bold

44. I've written bananas so many times it's beginning to loose all meaning

45. Bananas have no impact on the price of the stock market

46. A yahoo search on bananas will give you nothing important

47. Bananas are insignificant

48. They grow on weird trees

49. Then they get eaten in less than 30 seconds after being shipped half way round the world

50. Bananas, if they could, would like hanson.

51. There's 51 points even though there was only meant to be 50

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i love banana... you are a cruel person mad

cheers mate!!

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banana's!!! Mmmm...tasty!

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I dont really hate bananas...it was just an amusing 51 points that had hardly anything to do with Bananas....

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Oct 24th, 2003 02:50 PM

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Re: 50 reasons why bananas are crap!

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5. Cat's and Dog's don't eat them

My dog eats bananas stick out tongue

Bananas Rock Happy Dance

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well that pis*ed on my point...lol big grin

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Oct 24th, 2003 11:02 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
well that pis*ed on my point...lol

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diegocala
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quote:
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
well that pis*ed on my point...lol

I have now added that to my vocabulary! laughing

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Oct 25th, 2003 01:14 AM

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I'm allergic to bannanas

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u guys shud put bananas in ur rice crispies. mm mmm good

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I don't like bananas.

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Oct 25th, 2003 04:40 AM

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Why isnt there a number 14??? blink

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gooood queston

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Oct 25th, 2003 04:53 AM

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LOL...erm...i just missed it out...its a banana's fault its missing..thats why they're crap blink

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Oct 26th, 2003 01:56 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by nazgulinthedark
I'm allergic to bannanas

awwwwwwww *hugs nazgulinthedark* im sorry, but that is hilarious...sorry!

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Oct 26th, 2003 01:57 AM

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Ya do realize that bannana's help with hangovers, so I like them happy

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No not really...i like banana's too...but the 51 points were amusing me...they truly were... happy

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Oct 26th, 2003 10:55 PM

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1 reason why bananas rule

Happy Dance

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they dance?! no they dont.... Happy Dance

<---oh my god...that silly banana is dancing... What the f**k?

its dancing!

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