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any1 wanna tell us some really good jokes this is where u can post em if u got any

Why did Alec Baldwin cross the road?

don't know why ?

I don't know either. I was just wondering was all.

ohh ok then

according to newton,why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did Eddie Murphy cross the road? For reals.

Why?

well according to newton's 1st law of motion:

a chicken at rest will remain at rest and a chicken in motion will tend to cross the road in a constant speed in a straight line until it has reached the other end,that is,with the absence of a net force acting on it.

this is for all the fellow disgruntled physics students out there

That's too smart for me.

i think i just killed this thread

*thread gasps for air*

MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

I am the sexiest girl in Britain.

Sexier than Downtown Julie Brown?


ok here are three jokes

a)How many musicians does it take to change a lightbulb
b)Whats the difference between a jazz musician and a 16" pizza
c)Whats the difference between a rock musician and a gov. bond

ooh OOOH ha haaaaaaa! I got a good one

How many sexylexyies does it take to screw in a lightbulb


One. She holds it in the socket while thinking the world revolves around her.

yeah YEAH!

a)None they can't afford them
b)The 16" pizza can feed a family of four for one night
c)The bond matures and earns money over time

and for de ot'er jokes 2!