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CemeterySlut666
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any1 wanna tell us some really good jokes this is where u can post em if u got any smile

Dec 5th, 2003 07:03 AM

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Tired-Hiker
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Why did Alec Baldwin cross the road?

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Dec 5th, 2003 07:10 AM

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don't know why ?

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People killing people dying children hurt can't u hear them crying?

Where is the love?

Dec 5th, 2003 07:12 AM

Tired-Hiker
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I don't know either. I was just wondering was all. smile

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Dec 5th, 2003 07:15 AM

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ohh ok then

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People killing people dying children hurt can't u hear them crying?

Where is the love?

Dec 5th, 2003 07:16 AM

Anoushka
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according to newton,why did the chicken cross the road?

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Dec 5th, 2003 07:19 AM

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Tired-Hiker
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Why did Eddie Murphy cross the road? For reals.

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Dec 5th, 2003 07:20 AM

Tired-Hiker
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quote:
Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
according to newton,why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

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Dec 5th, 2003 07:21 AM

Anoushka
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well according to newton's 1st law of motion:

a chicken at rest will remain at rest and a chicken in motion will tend to cross the road in a constant speed in a straight line until it has reached the other end,that is,with the absence of a net force acting on it.

this is for all the fellow disgruntled physics students out there wink

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Dec 5th, 2003 07:26 AM

Tired-Hiker
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That's too smart for me.

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Dec 5th, 2003 07:45 AM

Anoushka
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i think i just killed this thread wink

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Dec 5th, 2003 08:07 AM

Tired-Hiker
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*thread gasps for air*

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Dec 5th, 2003 08:09 AM

sexylexy
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MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

I am the sexiest girl in Britain.

Dec 5th, 2003 09:19 AM

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GABRIEL05
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ok here are three jokes

a)How many musicians does it take to change a lightbulb
b)Whats the difference between a jazz musician and a 16" pizza
c)Whats the difference between a rock musician and a gov. bond

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Dec 5th, 2003 09:28 AM

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GABRIEL05
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ooh OOOH ha haaaaaaa! I got a good one

How many sexylexyies does it take to screw in a lightbulb

One. She holds it in the socket while thinking the world revolves around her.

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Dec 5th, 2003 09:39 AM