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> NEVER SAY TO A COP
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> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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> 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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> 8. I pay your salary!
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> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Those are funny!
Except #1

Ohhhh, y0u g0t TEX the MEX MAD!

Don't say "I smell bacon" either.

Weren't you the guy i saw going to jail a year earlier?

Oh HA HA HER DEE HER

how comes "fu*k off" isnt on that list

good question. Not funny enough though.

Never say to a cop "I've seen you guys before! Where's the CD player? When do you start taking off your clothes?"

its not meant to be funny
the thread title is "never say to a cop", and "fu*k off" is something you should never say

How about "Spare me,I'm your landlord!

NEVER say, "You haven't been paying your taxes for 5 years, so shut up!"

Never sing "...and on his farm he had a cop. Eei eei ooooh. With an OINK OINK here and an OINK OINK there...

brilliant stuff ash. I like the first one a lot!

nice

You must be speaking out of experience...

now those r some funny jokes i like that

F*ckin A that's funny!!!! rofl

very funny

LMFAO!!!! hahaha

never flip off a cop... trust me

"Of course I'm drunk officer because I've just had sex with your wife!

that makes sense!!!!

Never say, "Hey officer, now that I have a speeding ticket, does this mean I can speed for the rest of the day?"

makes sense