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ash007
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Never Say To A Cop

> NEVER SAY TO A COP
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> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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> 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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> 8. I pay your salary!
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> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Dec 12th, 2003 07:31 PM

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Those are funny!
Except #1 mad

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Re: Never Say To A Cop

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Originally posted by ash007
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Don't say "I smell bacon" either.

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Weren't you the guy i saw going to jail a year earlier?

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Oh HA HA HER DEE HER

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dave123
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how comes "fu*k off" isnt on that list confused

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good question. Not funny enough though.

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Dec 12th, 2003 10:49 PM

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Never say to a cop "I've seen you guys before! Where's the CD player? When do you start taking off your clothes?"

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dave123
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its not meant to be funny
the thread title is "never say to a cop", and "fu*k off" is something you should never say

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Dec 12th, 2003 10:51 PM

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How about "Spare me,I'm your landlord!

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NEVER say, "You haven't been paying your taxes for 5 years, so shut up!"

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Never sing "...and on his farm he had a cop. Eei eei ooooh. With an OINK OINK here and an OINK OINK there...

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brilliant stuff ash. I like the first one a lot!

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Dec 12th, 2003 11:24 PM