I think I'm Jesus.
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Tired Hiker
I think I am Jesus Christ. Technically, it can't be true. But I keep getting these reoccurring throbbing pains in my hands and feet. It must be soreness from my Crucifixion in my past life.
silver_tears
Blasphemy nono
Blind-Enemy
I dont think it's funny to joke with this things 'cause some might get offended
Kaleanae
Or may be a case of stigmata
It blood coming out?
If the pain persist and there is not blood coming out, it me be Rheumatoid Arthritis
Tired Hiker
You would.
Tired Hiker
I don't remember saying I was joking.
Blind-Enemy
the stigmas are more than just pain in hands and feet
silver_tears
I would what
Blind-Enemy
I know, but with you we never know
Kaleanae
That's why I asked for the blood
Tired Hiker, have you been walking for a long time or just standing and you forgot you did that and now your feet hurt because of that?
And the hand, it may be the typing
RaventheOnly
wow... i'm just gonna pretend this thread never existed
save us all a lot of trouble
Tired Hiker
I have been on my feet all day, and I got a sliver from some pressure treated wood in my right hand.
TOH
Technically you could be a thief in past life (romans used to crucify outlaws)
Tired Hiker
Whoa, I forgot about that.
Wow! I wonder which outlaw I was!
Maybe I was Jesse James!
Was he in The Bible?
Dr. Gonzo
I don't think so...
Tired Hiker
Wasn't Pontius Pilate a thief?
Maybe I was him!
Jedi Priestess
uh...
prolly not a good idea to go here
religion and politics ya know.....
RaventheOnly
They Crucified everyone
anyone as they saw fit
Tired Hiker
What is everyone afraid of?
If i was God, I would be up there laughing my ass off right now. I'd be like, "Tired Hiker, you the man, dude."
-God
RaventheOnly
I think he was a general i think
TOH
Let me see.... no. Jesse James...
Tired Hiker
If Jesus only had an Uzi.
shellie
well , ill say it for god .
Tired Hiker , you the man , dude .
Tired Hiker
That was one of my better one-liners.
Lianslo
i don't really get why when i tried to make a thread supporting christianity once, it got closed straight away...but ppl can make fun of jesus, and its ok...
sorry, i'll stop being a wet blanket now
TheRealistKilla
thats low TH.
silver_tears
He was the governor of a roman province
Basic friggin history here
silver_tears
I completely agree with you actually
Lianslo
^doesn't really make sense to me...but i guess its just the way the world works.
silver_tears
At least you spoke your mind
§pearhead
has anyone reported this thread, and is there a mod online on that can deal with it
Lianslo
lol, thanx
and at least you supported me!
Tired Hiker
Took you long enough.
silver_tears
Well excuse me, the other multiple tasks I was doing just distracted me from correcting you
Tired Hiker
Hey man, you know. Bummer.
Tired Hiker
I'd hardly consider shaving my cat and plucking nose hairs multiple tasks.
TOH
We are not making fun of Jesus... we are making fun of TH, that's it.
silver_tears
My cat is outside, and the other was completed yesterday droolio
Tired Hiker
Trust me. If Jesus were to be reading all this right now, he or she or it would be laughing his or her or it's ass off. Jesus likes to have a good time too, ya know.
silver_tears
You know this how?
Lianslo
i think he might be a bit offened that he gave his life, and suffered for you, and now your mocking it...
Tired Hiker
Um, because God, my dad, told me. Duh.
Tired Hiker
What am I mocking?
Tired Hiker
And if you actrually spend a second to really think about it, we are all the body of Christ, so anyone of us can sit her and say "I am Jesus" and it's purely legit.
TOH
Me??? No you are wrong!
silver_tears
Well TOH may be God droolio but that's a matter of opinion
Tired Hiker
Actually that's a fact. We are all God, in God's eyes. He made us in his/hers/it's form. Just, with out the special powers is all. And this is all based on wether or not you believe, mind you.
Lianslo
well, we are made in God's image...but that doesn't make us God...
Tired Hiker
When you eat the body of Christ, hence, Communion, you become one with Jesus. Hence, you are God. You are God in human form, mind you.
silver_tears
You can never be God, you become a part of God when you consume communion, but claiming you are God is blasphemous.
Tired Hiker
I am God!
Tired Hiker
I can't wait for this thread to get closed.
Dr. Gonzo
It will close soon.
Tired Hiker
Wanna place bets as to when?
shellie
actually we all are god . we all are tiny peices that make up one god/godess .
Tired Hiker
Absolutely!
N0SFERATU
I say we cricify TH to check this out
yerssot
why should we bother? we all know the beatles are bigger than jesus
N0SFERATU
Ahh but they didn't do a comeback gig at easter
Tired Hiker
bump!
Sometimes I just bump my own threads because I'm a stuck up snob!
AOR
no2, well whatever bet was made, you won it. BTW TTH, what religion are you if I may ask?
countfroggy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I think I am Jesus Christ. Technically, it can't be true. But I keep getting these reoccurring throbbing pains in my hands and feet. It must be soreness from my Crucifixion in my past life.
it is probably the way you used your hand the previous night with yourself
BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I think I am Jesus Christ. Technically, it can't be true. But I keep getting these reoccurring throbbing pains in my hands and feet. It must be soreness from my Crucifixion in my past life.
what the hell is wrong with you??? Seriously
Tired Hiker
Originally posted by AOR
no2, well whatever bet was made, you won it. BTW TTH, what religion are you if I may ask?
I'm Hikerolithic.
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
what the hell is wrong with you??? Seriously
Um . . . I don't know where to start. I was born on Christmas without a father?
Valharu
Tired Hiker!!! You are a genius.
amity75
I'm looking down at my beergut and I think I might be Bhudda.
Tired Hiker
Originally posted by amity75
I'm looking down at my beergut and I think I might be Bhudda.
drunk
Mišt
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
bump!
Sometimes I just bump my own threads because I'm a stuck up snob!
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