I think I'm Jesus.

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Tired Hiker
I think I am Jesus Christ. Technically, it can't be true. But I keep getting these reoccurring throbbing pains in my hands and feet. It must be soreness from my Crucifixion in my past life. erm

silver_tears
Blasphemy nono

Blind-Enemy
I dont think it's funny to joke with this things 'cause some might get offended

Kaleanae
Or may be a case of stigmata
It blood coming out?

If the pain persist and there is not blood coming out, it me be Rheumatoid Arthritis

messed

Tired Hiker
You would. erm

Tired Hiker
I don't remember saying I was joking. erm

m!$hA
stick out tongue

Blind-Enemy
the stigmas are more than just pain in hands and feet

silver_tears
I would what What the f**k?

Blind-Enemy
I know, but with you we never know wink

Kaleanae
That's why I asked for the blood

Tired Hiker, have you been walking for a long time or just standing and you forgot you did that and now your feet hurt because of that?

And the hand, it may be the typing stick out tongue

RaventheOnly
wow... i'm just gonna pretend this thread never existed big grin save us all a lot of trouble eek!

Dr. Gonzo
That is wierd

Tired Hiker
I have been on my feet all day, and I got a sliver from some pressure treated wood in my right hand. erm

TOH
Technically you could be a thief in past life (romans used to crucify outlaws) no expression













stick out tongue

Tired Hiker
yes

Kaleanae
laughing

Tired Hiker
Whoa, I forgot about that. erm Wow! I wonder which outlaw I was! eek! Maybe I was Jesse James! eek! Was he in The Bible?

Dr. Gonzo
I don't think so...

Tired Hiker
Wasn't Pontius Pilate a thief? erm Maybe I was him!

Jedi Priestess
uh... blink prolly not a good idea to go here
religion and politics ya know..... wink

RaventheOnly
They Crucified everyone big grin anyone as they saw fit big grin

Tired Hiker
What is everyone afraid of? blink If i was God, I would be up there laughing my ass off right now. I'd be like, "Tired Hiker, you the man, dude."

-God cool

RaventheOnly
I think he was a general i think big grin

TOH
Let me see.... no. Jesse James... laughing out loud

Tired Hiker
If Jesus only had an Uzi. sad

shellie
laughing out loud well , ill say it for god .

Tired Hiker , you the man , dude . wink

Dr. Gonzo
laughing

Tired Hiker
big grin That was one of my better one-liners.

shellie
wink

Tired Hiker
tongue

Lianslo
i don't really get why when i tried to make a thread supporting christianity once, it got closed straight away...but ppl can make fun of jesus, and its ok...confused

sorry, i'll stop being a wet blanket now smile

TheRealistKilla
thats low TH.

silver_tears
He was the governor of a roman province no expression
Basic friggin history here no expression

silver_tears
I completely agree with you actually yes

Lianslo
^doesn't really make sense to me...but i guess its just the way the world works.

silver_tears
At least you spoke your mind thumb up

§pearhead
has anyone reported this thread, and is there a mod online on that can deal with it messed

Lianslo
lol, thanx smile and at least you supported me! smile

Lianslo
good question

Tired Hiker
Took you long enough. smile

silver_tears
Well excuse me, the other multiple tasks I was doing just distracted me from correcting you stick out tongue

Tired Hiker
Hey man, you know. Bummer. erm

Tired Hiker
I'd hardly consider shaving my cat and plucking nose hairs multiple tasks. stick out tongue

TOH
We are not making fun of Jesus... we are making fun of TH, that's it. no expression

silver_tears
My cat is outside, and the other was completed yesterday droolio

Tired Hiker
Trust me. If Jesus were to be reading all this right now, he or she or it would be laughing his or her or it's ass off. Jesus likes to have a good time too, ya know. smile

silver_tears
You know this how? no expression

Lianslo
i think he might be a bit offened that he gave his life, and suffered for you, and now your mocking it...

Tired Hiker
Um, because God, my dad, told me. Duh. eek!

Dr. Gonzo
He knows all

Tired Hiker
What am I mocking? blink

silver_tears
no expression

Tired Hiker
And if you actrually spend a second to really think about it, we are all the body of Christ, so anyone of us can sit her and say "I am Jesus" and it's purely legit. wink

TOH
Me??? No you are wrong!

silver_tears
Well TOH may be God droolio but that's a matter of opinion ninja

Tired Hiker
blink

Tired Hiker
Actually that's a fact. We are all God, in God's eyes. He made us in his/hers/it's form. Just, with out the special powers is all. And this is all based on wether or not you believe, mind you. wink

Lianslo
well, we are made in God's image...but that doesn't make us God...

Dr. Gonzo
True

Tired Hiker
When you eat the body of Christ, hence, Communion, you become one with Jesus. Hence, you are God. You are God in human form, mind you. yes

silver_tears
You can never be God, you become a part of God when you consume communion, but claiming you are God is blasphemous.

Tired Hiker
I am God! eek!

Tired Hiker
I can't wait for this thread to get closed. big grin

Dr. Gonzo
It will close soon.

Tired Hiker
Wanna place bets as to when? big grin

shellie
eek! actually we all are god . we all are tiny peices that make up one god/godess .

Tired Hiker
Absolutely! happy

shellie
smart

N0SFERATU
I say we cricify TH to check this out

yerssot
why should we bother? we all know the beatles are bigger than jesus

N0SFERATU
Ahh but they didn't do a comeback gig at easter

Tired Hiker
bump!

Sometimes I just bump my own threads because I'm a stuck up snob! smile

AOR
no2, well whatever bet was made, you won it. BTW TTH, what religion are you if I may ask?

countfroggy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I think I am Jesus Christ. Technically, it can't be true. But I keep getting these reoccurring throbbing pains in my hands and feet. It must be soreness from my Crucifixion in my past life. erm
it is probably the way you used your hand the previous night with yourself

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I think I am Jesus Christ. Technically, it can't be true. But I keep getting these reoccurring throbbing pains in my hands and feet. It must be soreness from my Crucifixion in my past life. erm

what the hell is wrong with you??? Seriously huh

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by AOR
no2, well whatever bet was made, you won it. BTW TTH, what religion are you if I may ask?

I'm Hikerolithic. big grin Originally posted by BlackSunshine
what the hell is wrong with you??? Seriously huh Um . . . I don't know where to start. I was born on Christmas without a father? confused

Valharu
Tired Hiker!!! You are a genius. yes

amity75
I'm looking down at my beergut and I think I might be Bhudda.

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by amity75
I'm looking down at my beergut and I think I might be Bhudda.

drunk

Mišt
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
bump!

Sometimes I just bump my own threads because I'm a stuck up snob! smile

laughing out loud

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