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Tired-Hiker
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I think I'm Jesus.

I think I am Jesus Christ. Technically, it can't be true. But I keep getting these reoccurring throbbing pains in my hands and feet. It must be soreness from my Crucifixion in my past life. erm

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Blasphemy

Jul 11th, 2004 03:57 AM

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Blind-Enemy
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I dont think it's funny to joke with this things 'cause some might get offended

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Kaleanae
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Or may be a case of stigmata
It blood coming out?

If the pain persist and there is not blood coming out, it me be Rheumatoid Arthritis

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Tired-Hiker
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quote:
Originally posted by silver_tears
Blasphemy

You would. erm

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Jul 11th, 2004 04:00 AM

Tired-Hiker
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quote:
Originally posted by Blind-Enemy
I dont think it's funny to joke with this things 'cause some might get offended

I don't remember saying I was joking. erm

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Blind-Enemy
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quote:
Originally posted by Kaleanae
Or may be a case of stigmata
It blood coming out?

If the pain persist and there is not blood coming out, it me be Rheumatoid Arthritis

the stigmas are more than just pain in hands and feet

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Jul 11th, 2004 04:02 AM

silver_tears
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quote:
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
You would.

I would what What the f**k?

Jul 11th, 2004 04:02 AM

Blind-Enemy
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quote:
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I don't remember saying I was joking.

I know, but with you we never know wink

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Jul 11th, 2004 04:02 AM

Kaleanae
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quote:
Originally posted by Blind-Enemy
the stigmas are more than just pain in hands and feet

That's why I asked for the blood

Tired Hiker, have you been walking for a long time or just standing and you forgot you did that and now your feet hurt because of that?

And the hand, it may be the typing stick out tongue

Jul 11th, 2004 04:04 AM

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wow... i'm just gonna pretend this thread never existed big grin

save us all a lot of trouble eek!

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Sed
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That is wierd

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Tired-Hiker
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quote:
Originally posted by Kaleanae
That's why I asked for the blood

Tired Hiker, have you been walking for a long time or just standing and you forgot you did that and now your feet hurt because of that?

And the hand, it may be the typing

I have been on my feet all day, and I got a sliver from some pressure treated wood in my right hand. erm

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Re: I think I'm Jesus.

quote:
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I think I am Jesus Christ. Technically, it can't be true. But I keep getting these reoccurring throbbing pains in my hands and feet. It must be soreness from my Crucifixion in my past life.

Technically you could be a thief in past life (romans used to crucify outlaws) no expression

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Tired-Hiker
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quote:
Originally posted by Blind-Enemy
I know, but with you we never know

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Jul 11th, 2004 04:09 AM

Tired-Hiker
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Re: Re: I think I'm Jesus.

quote:
Originally posted by TOH
Technically you could be a thief in past life (romans used to crucify outlaws)

Whoa, I forgot about that. erm

Wow! I wonder which outlaw I was! eek!

Maybe I was Jesse James! eek!

Was he in The Bible?

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Jul 11th, 2004 04:11 AM

Sed
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I don't think so...

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Jul 11th, 2004 04:17 AM