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The guys in my class are always farting, ALL the time and they always stink out every room they go in. My orm tutor really had enough today though so she called in the head of year to talk to them. He said 'The next person who farts will get a nasty, embarrassing surprise from me'. So as soon as he walked out, this kid who cleared out the entire english corridor before with one just let rip. We were in fits but then the head of year came back and we found out what his surprise was. This kid has to go to the school nurse on Monday morning to get his as$hole checked out by the school nurse . An anal exam for gods sake Anyone else think that is just really wrong or really funny?

OMFG

id prefer not to comment.

why not?

I think its wrong If the kid didnt want to get his ass examined that is

its like, violation of the human body

^stop posting before me

anyway...because their are so many jokes i could make, the whole nurse-anal checkup thing. its just far too easy

when he got told he had to get a form signed by the nurse, he went on a 30 minute trip round school until a science teacher found him and took him to the nurse himself

It's against the law for them to make this kid get his ass checked by the nurse.

There's nothing wrong with the kid at all, he is just having fun being a guy. If I were him, I'd go to some authorities.

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oh and sorry TMH, I cant help it youre slooooooooooooow

they sent a letter to his mom though aswell so if she signs it, its all legal right?

They have no right to do that at all. His mom shouldn't sign.

my mom wouldnt sign a note for them to check my ass if theres nothing wrong with it

I don't think she will, but the nurse signed so shes up for it......

my mom wouldnt sign because she cant write

To top it off, the head of year should never have stated that fact in front of the entire class. Knowing teens, they will all tell their friends and their friends will tell their friends, etc (kinda like what you did here Barmy ). This kid is going to be hearing about this for a long time and if he lets it get to him it can cause mental trauma. I'd say the real as$hole is the head of year, not the brown eye of the kid.

"I, (name), hereby grant you full permission to stick your hand up my sons ass, just because he farted, which is a perfectly natural thing to do."

ASS if!

brown eye

Hmm I think the lawsuit will smell stronger than any fart!

Nah, they are all cool about it, they all still do it anyway, they said if one of them will have an ass check, they will all have one. They still ask him if hes got the lubricant ready though and the finger gestures are pretty funny.............

tell me about it, they're in for one...

It's probably just some stupid mind game they are playing on them though to stop them from doing 15 times every 10 minutes (really, thats how often they do it, some probably even more ) well, it ain't gonna work on the guys in my class

Guys will be guys. My uncle farts just as much, and I catch myself doing it sometimes too. It's just really funny.

Well ask your form teachers if they would prefer farty ass' or farty breath because its a biological fact if you dont release farts, the gas gets reabsorbed into the blood stream and is expelled from the lungs!

i think the school nurse'll laugh too and doesn't do the exam

OMG, really????

Yup! All you girlies who 'dont fart' now you know what you really do...

The way they do it is funny, its spontanious or its done in tune and they tr making tunes out of it everyone just wishes it wouldn't smell so bad though.....Serioiusly, i have no idea what they eat but its soooo bad

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heheheehe

a Quote from beavis and butthead
i think it was butthett when he got his Ass searched
"did i score?"

i love you all....but your all f.ucking mad!

OZZY!!!

yes

Ozzy rulz