The guys in my class are always farting, ALL the time and they always stink out every room they go in. My orm tutor really had enough today though so she called in the head of year to talk to them. He said 'The next person who farts will get a nasty, embarrassing surprise from me'. So as soon as he walked out, this kid who cleared out the entire english corridor before with one just let rip. We were in fits but then the head of year came back and we found out what his surprise was. This kid has to go to the school nurse on Monday morning to get his as$hole checked out by the school nurse . An anal exam for gods sake Anyone else think that is just really wrong or really funny?
when he got told he had to get a form signed by the nurse, he went on a 30 minute trip round school until a science teacher found him and took him to the nurse himself
To top it off, the head of year should never have stated that fact in front of the entire class. Knowing teens, they will all tell their friends and their friends will tell their friends, etc (kinda like what you did here Barmy ). This kid is going to be hearing about this for a long time and if he lets it get to him it can cause mental trauma. I'd say the real as$hole is the head of year, not the brown eye of the kid.
Nah, they are all cool about it, they all still do it anyway, they said if one of them will have an ass check, they will all have one. They still ask him if hes got the lubricant ready though and the finger gestures are pretty funny.............
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. An anal exam for gods sake 
Feb 27th, 2004 10:15 PM
). This kid is going to be hearing about this for a long time and if he lets it get to him it can cause mental trauma. I'd say the real as$hole is the head of year, not the brown eye of the kid.
