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A smart Japanese child in an American School class.. on world historical
events!!

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a
Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's
begin by reviewing some American history:--
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
"Very good!

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall
not perish from the Earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do. "She
heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke " The
teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki
says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out
of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to
Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his
voice, " Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy 2001."

(The teacher fainted.) and as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" and Suzuki said,
"Americans,... in Iraq 2004!"

hysterical


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Stay kool But Dont Freeze

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oh! Aqua.... u r from japan

yepcry im half japanese..

whats the point in being sad?
that was a funny joke... cheer up!

that is soo racist and rude, dont u have any consideration for others, u bloody PK

It was only a joke. How can you say I think in the same way most Pakis think about Americans and American gov. ? There are good people here as well.

And also, each and every quote in this joke has been truly said by the related person except from the last one.

This joke is also from a Japanese originally.

I am stunned at yr behaviour!

And I fully remember the first rule in KMC rules is:

Courtesy
Don't attack others. Personal attacks on others will not be tolerated. Challenge others' points of view and opinions, but do so respectfully and thoughtfully ... without insult and personal attack

well i wasnt insulting pakis, i didnt even know what PK was so i just said it

what is it now? flattering me? or a lame excuse... ?

whatever.... i have already reported the link to the moderators.... and the word "bloody" was enough for that...

does it look like i give a f***injg sh!t

I'll remain calm. It is the best thing I can do.

oops i cant spell, oh well u get the point

haha has bloody suddenly become a highly offensive word overnight and ive missed it?

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i was defending u aqua

jesus its not exactly offensive joke anyway, its about a smart japanese kid.... fail to see where thats offensive

i know cry

wouldnt this affend americans? cry

i knew that joke... yet with an adolf hitler ending

!!!

well if you get offended by "the B word" (haha) then i dont think ur mature enough to use a forum lol

i tried avoiding this thread because it was too long, but eventually i have to read it and it was funny

How will you feel If I call you a bloody UK?

weeeeeeecry

i would laugh, coz that is not insulting

The sad thing is a lot of kids in other countries would know the answers to those quotes when many American students wouldn't be able to answer those questions. American schools dumb down education so more kids can pass those stupid standardized tests, which tell us nothing because they are inherently biased against most students from the start.

but hes australian

i am i mean, of corse i am

I was asking Df02 not u frost

well im not frost so bleh

u r not that clever as u think u r

who said that i was clever, i certinly did not

I dont need only words to know something.... and If u dont feel insult if someone calls u a bloody UK then this means u dont deserve respect

that is one of the Dumbest ass jokes i have ever heard.

what r dumbest ass jokes?

*walks about with fake mod badge*

let's keep it civil ladies

The joke posted on this thread

ladies?

u....ur not in australia?? you lied to me shock

schmoll

lol ^^^

It's just a joke What was there to argue about?

I found it funny anyway

^ exactly.. i wonder at the behaviour of deity

same happened in school too...this chinese kids named hui and teing where extremely smart they was in the 8th grade taking 10th grade math and he has a perfect gpa and does good on every class and won lots of awards...and he's my friend too..cool kid

this thread is weird

i know but hey

why is it weird?

and i dont know why its strange i just go along wit it

omg