***MUST READ*** A smart Japanese child in an American School class...

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The Alpha
A smart Japanese child in an American School class.. on world historical
events!!

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a
Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's
begin by reviewing some American history:--
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
"Very good!

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall
not perish from the Earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do. "She
heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke " The
teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki
says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out
of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to
Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his
voice, " Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy 2001."

(The teacher fainted.) and as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" and Suzuki said,
"Americans,... in Iraq 2004!"

hysterical


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Stay kool But Dont Freeze

Aqua
cry

SlipknoT
laughing out loud

The Alpha
oh! Aqua.... u r from japan stick out tongue

Aqua
yepcry im half japanese..

The Alpha
whats the point in being sad?
that was a funny joke... cheer up!

pinsleepe
laughing laughing laughing laughing

Deity
that is soo racist and rude, dont u have any consideration for others, u bloody PK

The Alpha
blink

It was only a joke. How can you say I think in the same way most Pakis think about Americans and American gov. ? There are good people here as well.

And also, each and every quote in this joke has been truly said by the related person except from the last one.

This joke is also from a Japanese originally.

I am stunned at yr behaviour! no expression

And I fully remember the first rule in KMC rules is:

Courtesy
Don't attack others. Personal attacks on others will not be tolerated. Challenge others' points of view and opinions, but do so respectfully and thoughtfully ... without insult and personal attack

Deity
well i wasnt insulting pakis, i didnt even know what PK was so i just said it

The Alpha
what is it now? flattering me? or a lame excuse... ?

whatever.... i have already reported the link to the moderators.... and the word "bloody" was enough for that...

Deity
does it look like i give a f***injg sh!t

The Alpha
I'll remain calm. It is the best thing I can do.

Deity
oops i cant spell, oh well u get the point

Df02
haha roll eyes (sarcastic) has bloody suddenly become a highly offensive word overnight and ive missed it?

Aqua
cry

Deity
i was defending u aqua

Df02
jesus its not exactly offensive joke anyway, its about a smart japanese kid.... fail to see where thats offensive

Aqua
i know cry

Aqua
wouldnt this affend americans? cry

Vampy
i knew that joke... yet with an adolf hitler ending

The Alpha

MC Mike
laughing out loud !!!

HockeyHorror
laughing out loud

Df02
well if you get offended by "the B word" (haha) then i dont think ur mature enough to use a forum lol confused

m!$hA
i tried avoiding this thread because it was too long, but eventually i have to read it and it was funny eek!

The Alpha
How will you feel If I call you a bloody UK?

Aqua
weeeeeeecry

Deity
i would laugh, coz that is not insulting

ChinaNiki
The sad thing is a lot of kids in other countries would know the answers to those quotes when many American students wouldn't be able to answer those questions. American schools dumb down education so more kids can pass those stupid standardized tests, which tell us nothing because they are inherently biased against most students from the start.

m!$hA
but hes australian confused

Deity
i am confused i mean, of corse i am shifty

The Alpha
I was asking Df02 not u frost

Deity
well im not frost so bleh

The Alpha
u r not that clever as u think u r

Deity
who said that i was clever, i certinly did not

The Alpha
I dont need only words to know something.... and If u dont feel insult if someone calls u a bloody UK then this means u dont deserve respect

ragesRemorse
that is one of the Dumbest ass jokes i have ever heard.

The Alpha
what r dumbest ass jokes? confused

dave123
*walks about with fake mod badge*

let's keep it civil ladies

ragesRemorse
The joke posted on this thread

The Alpha
ladies? blink

The Alpha
laughing out loud

m!$hA
u....ur not in australia?? you lied to me shock

schmoll

The Alpha
lol ^^^

laughing out loud

Mystifier
It's just a joke confused What was there to argue about?

laughing out loud I found it funny anyway

The Alpha
^ exactly.. i wonder at the behaviour of deity

theterminatorx
same happened in school too...this chinese kids named hui and teing where extremely smart they was in the 8th grade taking 10th grade math and he has a perfect gpa and does good on every class and won lots of awards...and he's my friend too..cool kid

NyC-gUrL
this thread is weird huh

theterminatorx
i know but hey confused

The Alpha
why is it weird?

theterminatorx
and i dont know why its strange i just go along wit it confused

Korri
omg messed

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