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He said... I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said ...You wear pants don't you?


He said ...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"


Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

A. Both of them.


Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A. The bonds mature.


Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?

A. So men can remember them.


Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A. We don't know; it has never happened.


Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.


Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.


Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

A. They're married.



Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." greenpeepants

nice

!!! hehehehe I like this one :

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends

....I should tell it to my friend jessie he is gay, but very nice and silly.he would laugh at it.

i guess the guys don't like my new thread...

thats because they know its true..well for MOST guys not all of them

that was all jokes... except for the toilet paper thing.

its not all true, some of us are nice decent and straight

yeah key word being 'some'

hysterical

im nice decent and straight

some is better than none, like all women are great?

BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRN!!!

afraid of the truth?

Women are way worse than men

not always, but women tend to think men are shallow emotionally void idiots

Which is not true at all. Theres a lot of things that women do thats way worse then what men do.

true, u ever see two women fight? ugly...

like squeezing the middle of the toothpaste tube.

ooh, wrong, i actually start at the bottom, see some of us have common sense

exactly. squeezing the middle of the toothpaste tube should be punishable by sex.

EDIT: provided they are of legal age...

that means what? am not being sarcastic, i just dont get your meaning

nevermind. the joke has died. it will only bring forth a discussion of confusion...

ok, usually if u squeeze the middle sex gets taken away damn it

well, actually... the joke part was it will be given.

oh, ok, u a girl or guy? if u not minding asking it will clear it up

guy.

oh, so i get it, yeah, they should give it

YES!!! he shoots, he scores!!!

sorry when u posted the jokes i thought u a girl, i apologise

understandable... yet so funny at least to me...

yeah, i feel kinda stupid

whats wrong with squeezing the middle of the toothpaste

cos if u do it yr gf'll kill u or worse take away bedroom priveleges

i sqeeze my toothpaste from the middle

thats great hysterical

but i dont get this one:

they're eating all the groceries, and its giving them a big waistline

really? yr a rarity

k.......i really dont see whats wrong with squeexing toothpast from the middle no2

a lot of woman dont like it, ive seen it, some women dont, but they are the minority

oh

but it shoudld just say something like "what have you been doing with all that food money ive given you" or something, coz groceries wont make you that fat

cus groceries could be anything...like toothpaste, or soap

I loved all of these. Hear a few of them, but it made me laugh

but noone eats soap

but apart from that, i never knew toothpaste was grocerie .. i thought groceries were just fruit and vege

i thought groceries were anythign you bought at wal mart

we dont have wal mart over here cry

I cant belive that mishas not making a crap load of threads anymore

misha's changed

Ok then mabey Ill change my name to Misha not m!$hA and Ill take your place as the pointless thread maker diva Nah Im a dude, if I changed my name to Misha then that would be wrong

thats so sad...ish

wal mart would be the best store if the casheirs were nicer cry you need a wal mart

i dunno, you've got a bit of competition with jkozzy

i know a guy named misha

he's a prick and no one likes him

Hes an amature

why

Is he gay or something because misha is clearly a girls name?

anyway you sould change your name to 'the robernator'

he's one of those midget kids who thinks he's tough, when he's clearly not, he just hangs with the big kids who could eat him for breakfast if they wanted

how old is he?

Uh can you please think of a different name please? I dont care what it is as long as its not that Thats horrible

be Mr.Wobbie!!

cry

for the record, I agree with him

schmoll

I would seriously beat somebody up if they called me that But its not as bad as the Robernator. But anyways

but i like that name

theyre just ganging up on us coz we're hot sexy girls diva schmoll

Mr. Wobbie (and the Robernator, for that matter) or so much better than than "I rule", they don't even compare...

um, what kinda name you want rob? funny? stupid? serious?

annoying?

Mr Wobbie sounds like the name you can give a cat

And misha we're ganging up on you because of your horrible naming skills

mr wobbie aint a cats name

whats wrong with misha?

edited

I would like my name to be Rob if its not to much trouble

how about Wob!

I never said anything was wrong with misha I said that you cant give people names real good

well...is Rob available?

if not, be roberto...that was my spanish name in...8th grade, I want to say

now I go with Guillermo

* sigh * I give up. Call me whatever you want

How did this thread turn into a debate about what my name should be?

three letters...

OTF

i shall call you wobbie

well i chose misha schmoll


actually casey did

ugh...Casey...

Go ahead I guess.

Didnt your mom give you your name?

unless of course, her mom is casey...in which case *bangs head on desk*

That could be true

my name is michelle.


not misha.

Oh sorry

no prob

michelle...misha...what's the diff

Misha rocks

I agree

ok you've gone weired on me rob


jeremy: misha has an a and an s in it ... michelle doesnt irl people call me mich ... and the only person on kmc who calls me mich (only occasionally but they still do) is you

What I just said you rock Look again

i thought more people called you mich than me

nope, youre the one and only hug

im more interested in the circled bit

WHITE STYLE??? poor choice

no, it's BLUE infact schmoll

That really wasnt nessecary but ok

diva

Ive got it on KMC blue for now but Ill probably change it

Your wearing to much eye shadow

go with the black...I look spiffy!

i look snazzy!

Congrats

no, no mich...you fail to realize that the goal here is to look spiffy...not snazzy

spiffy is so 5 minutes ago

don't get me started on snazzy

Spiffy is better than snazzy

you boys need to get updated in the fashion

my car sig owns your bride sig

No we know fashion better than you jk

metrosexuals

is that a toy car ... on carpet?

hear that roberto? we're metro!

wtf just happened?

droolio

for the love of...ROADKILL!! From the twisted metal series? cry how can you not recognize greatness?

uh ... yeah!

Yep we sure are I guess

Shhh dont tell everybody

i dunno why...but that's funny

you just did

Nope I didnt use an exclamation mark

neither did i

The smilie gave it away

you used the exact same smilie!

No I would never do anything like that

put a smile on, everybody c'mon!

Nah I dont feel like smiling right now. Getting called Wobbie and The Robinator changed my mood

that was over an hour ago, rob

I dont care The name you gave me was horrible

Roberto

Roberta

I would rather be called Roberto than The Robinator. Hell I would rather be called Misha than The Robinator. That name sound like the terminators brother or something

haha you all still remember

Oh no you didnt just call me that

who was that between anyway ... i mean it was me and someone else calling you roberta ... was it you chels?

rob, I'm calling you Roberto from now on...just so you know

Whatever

ill probly just keep calling you robbie

It was Casey and Georgina if I remember correctly You call me that name and you die

Thank god. My name is Robbie and thats what Ill be called. So anyways away from that topic

would i EVER call you that? shock

all we've been talking about for over one hour is robbie's name

Yes you would shock And yes we have been discussing my name for the past hour